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  1. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    At the Brit Awards imagine if...
    Taylor was about to sit down,
    Then Harry pulls her chair away
    She falls and he shouts:
    "Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
    omg.

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    When you're finished changing, you're finished.

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Love makes a man both blind and deaf.
    Arabian proverb

  4. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    So,
    my mom is a first grade teacher. Today they had a Valentine's Day party. Anyway, a boy in her class gave her a Valentine that said
    'Will you be my babe?'
    that he wrote himself.
    I died reading it.


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  8. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    Sometimes
    I'll shuffle all of my music
    and no matter what song is playing
    I get intensly sad and depressed
    because it reminds me of you.


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  10. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Roses are Red
    Violets are a variation of blue
    I know my colors
    I don't think you do
    yep I'm a real poet...

  11. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    You don't know a good feeling
    until you've liked every single new quote of the day
    just to make someone else smile

  12. Avril1212 Avril1212
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    I like to think of myself as sleeping
    beauty...
    ....Because I like to sleep.
    ..A lot.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    If only there could be an
    invention that bottled up
    a memory.
    And it never faded, and it never got stale.
    And then, when one wanted it,
    the bottle could be uncorked,
    and it would be like living the moment
    all over again.
    — Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier

  14. acc_1029 acc_1029
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    Monday: No.
    Tuesday: Ugh.
    Wednesday: Why.
    Thursday: Omg.
    Friday: Finally.
    Saturday: Yes.
    Sunday: Crying.

  15. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Totally Kyle: This one time I was lying in bed
    Totally Kyle: And a spider was hanging above my head
    Totally Kyle: And I was like "AHH SPIDER!"
    Totally Kyle: And the spider was like "AHH KYLE!"


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  17. Water307 Water307
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 10:54pm UTC

    FANGIRLS
    DON'T
    DO
    "CALM"
    nmf

  18. phee phee
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    sheldon: i'll have a diet coke.
    penny: can you please order i cocktail, i need to practise mixing drinks.
    sheldon: fine i'll have a virgin cuba libre.
    penny: that's rum and coke without the rum.
    sheldon: yes.
    penny: so, coke?
    sheldon: yes, and would you make it diet?

  19. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 10:46am UTC
    Sometime in my life
    the news will come on, saying
    "JOANNE K. ROWLING DIED TODAY."
    My children will ask me why I'm
    crying, and I'll answer:
    Severus, Draco and Luna, I have
    to go reread some books called
    'Harry Potter'

  20. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Health tips i need to keep, ignore it please unless you want this too ♥
    My grandma always told me to do one more, no matter how tired or bored you are. Always go one more.
    Want a flat tummy? Try eating more oatmeal, broccoli, peanut butter, berries, nuts and whole grains.
    Cut soda out of your diet once and for all. You'll see a major difference in your mood, teeth whiteness and weight.
    An awesome reason to exercise: It can help clear up your skin! People who work out regularly tend not to break out as much, as physical activity helps circulate nutrients and oxygen to your skin.
    New to running? Challenge yourself to jog for an entire song from your iPod next time you hit the track. Then walk for a song for a break. Easy!
    Need some quick cardio? Running up and down your stairs is awesome.
    Spice up your every-day run with intervals. Warm up for 5 minutes, and then do 10 sets of this combo: two minutes of a steady jog, one minute of a run/sprint. Do a 5 minute cool-down and ta-da! your new jazzed up workout.
    Finding it hard to keep up the motivation to exercise?Create a tip jar for yourself and add to it every time you workout. Set a goal so you can treat yourself for all your hard work! A self-defense class is a great way to de-stress, stay fit and keep safe at the same time! Look up local classes and recruit a friend or family member to join.
    People who write out exercise goals have a greater success rate, so put up healthy motivators on your mirror, computer and other places you’ll be sure to see them.
    Did you know that laughing actually burns calories?
    Make a point to work on your posture. Standing and sitting up straight is way better for your back and abs.
    Handy new fact: Tidying up your room can burn up to 130 calories per hour! (this makes me want to take everything out of my room, organize it, and put it back together. possible 4 hours, i hope?)
    Lying on the floor right after school and doing plank pose for 30 seconds is great way to tone those abs and give you a boost before homework.
    Turn your fitness routine into a game with a deck of cards.Assign a different target area, like legs, abs, arms and butt, to each suite. Shuffle and see what you'll flip over next.
    Try calf raises on the stairs to strengthen your gams. Let your heels hang off the edge and raise up on tip-toe, then lower back down. Aim for 30 reps! Try some wall pushups. Stand two feet from the wall, lean with your hands on the wall, slowly push yourself back until your arms are fully extended before returning to your original position. Start a 30-Day Challenge!Vow to pick an exercise routine and stick with it for a full 30 days. Trust us, you’ll love the emotional and physical results. Can’t do sit-ups without someone to hold your feet down? Find a piece of furniture you can slide your toes under to keep ‘em from poppin’ up. Then you can get better abs even when you’re solo. Commercials aren’t the only time to exercise during TV shows – try doing squats during the program. You’ll still be facing forward, and the show will distract you from the fact that you’re even exercising! We promise--working out just once makes you eager to do it again. Get started! Lifting weights isn't just for the boys! Grab a dumbbell and try some resistance work for a totally tough workout. Know yourself. If push-ups are the hardest for you, get them out of the way first. If you wait 'til your workout is almost over, you might skip them. We’re the first to admit it: home workouts can be tough to get into. Motivate yourself to get started by first just sitting on the floor and stretching. Then, warm up with a few easy crunches and push-ups. Soon, you’ll be pumped to start your routine. Next time you’re exercising, add an extra five minutes to your workout. You can do anything from adding five minutes to your jog to doing sit-ups and push-ups during those extra seconds. Increasing the length of your regular regime is a great way to keep your heart healthy and not get stuck in a workout rut. Whole grain vs. whole wheat? Whole grain is better for you because it doesn’t go through a refining process that strips it of nutritional goodies.
    Warm up by eating spicier foods, which are satisfying and can help stimulate digestion at the same time.
    Don’t avoid that sweet craving today. If you restrict yourself now, you might end up eating way too much at your next meal.
    Slow down while you eat.Studies have shown that eating slower helps you to avoid overeating and improves digestion.

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