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Chlohoey
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 1:46am UTC

don't complain about how ugly you think you are if
you're gonna post a bunch of pictures of yourself
on a daily basis(((-:

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 10:20pm UTC

me: ron have you ever had a furby?
ron: what's that, something you do in the bathroom?

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 7:41am UTC

i just spent over half of my summer travelling around the uk
which leads me to believe that my summer is cooler than yours (((((-:

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:22am UTC

And to think that you're somebody's daughter,
Away at college, not getting smarter.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 2:17am UTC

so now you hate me? oh, how original.
well, i'm used to it - lone, individual.
another year, and i'm still here.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Fall Out Boy
Rock and Roll
Save

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 10:48pm UTC

all of the witty famous people are so far from
original, it's almost sad.
***stealing someone else's jokes and using them
on a different website doesn't make you funny
my friends :-)

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Good things do not come to those who wait.
Good things come to those who get off of their a//sses
and try to make good things happen.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 5:14pm UTC

saying that skinny models or stars are the reason that young girls develop anorexia, bulimia, etc. is just like saying that plus size models or stars are the reason that young girls develop binge eating disorders. it's great that everyone is advocating for healthier "role models" for teenage girls, but why is it suddenly a terrible thing to be thin? it isn't fair to accuse a thin person for causing eating disorders - which, just for the record, count as mental illnesses.
just like being too thin is unhealthy, so is being overweight.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 12:30am UTC

i left my heart
with my phone
in my center console.
i left my feelings
with my wallet
and my keys.
i feel so stupid,
'cause I came here
without anything,
but i’m finally at ease.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:20pm UTC

your head is in the clouds
and i'm so low

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 7:26pm UTC

i think you'll notice when things become d i f f e r e n t
the good vibes in our lives won't feel so c o n s i s t e n t

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 1:58pm UTC

after sundown,
before sleeping,
i am the worst
of me

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 6:31pm UTC

i don't just want to be a footnote
in someone else's happiness

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:29pm UTC

So here's my advice:
Hold on to whatever keeps you warm inside.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 10:54pm UTC

The Hardest Part Is Forgetting Those You Swore You Would Never Forget
There sit two lovers
One’s eyes intently chasing the other’s
She doesn’t love him anymore
But he’ll stick it out till the end
This he had sworn
Lying awake in bed
Feeling the spot on my chest
Where you used to rest your head
You see love’s a funny thing
The way it lingers in the mind
No matter what you do or the passing of time
That ember still glows for those lovers behind
No matter if it’s well remembered
That light still shines
Good times take precedent over every incident
No matter how poorly spent
So we put on these ridiculous fronts
Like we were just fooling around
Our love was only childish fun
Yet we know different
That it meant something to us
And that piece still lingers in each one that we’ve loved
So we pick up the pieces
Try and make a half a whole
But in the back of our minds
There’s quite a different story to be told
That love has kissed our lips
That love has touched our eyes
And no matter how sincere
Love has changed our lives
And even if all love has flown
We’ll have a few scars to proudly show
'Cause at the end of our lives
We can say
"At least we tried"
Lying awake in bed
Feeling the spot on my chest
Where you used to rest your head

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 2:55pm UTC

some people take others on the internet way too seriously,
and those people are f//ucking stupid.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:46pm UTC

people who always act like they're the victim in
every situation ever are my least favorite people

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 7:53pm UTC

hey guys i'd just like to say something.
if you think all of the top quotes are really funny and you think all of the current "witty famous" people came up with those jokes on their own or that they actually personally experienced those things, well, you would be in for quite the shock if you ever joined a really great website called tumblr.com.
seriously, this website is for original quotes. not for thirteen-year-old posers trying to be funny and cool with someone else's jokes bye.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 7:47pm UTC

maybe that joke would be funny if it weren't a popular text post on tumblr
and you actually came up with it on your own :-)

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