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ChillyMapleSyrup

1. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 21, 2013 5:30am UTC
   The sad moment whwen you return to your own life after watching a awesome movie
   
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2. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 21, 2013 5:27am UTC
   Do not touch my Iphone .
   Its not a wephone
   Its not a usphone
   its not a ourphone . Its an Iphone :D
   
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3. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 21, 2013 5:24am UTC
   I'm on a SeaFood diet
   Every time I SEE food , I eat it !!!!!!
   
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4. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 17, 2013 12:27pm UTC
   Most people want a perfect relationship ...unlike me all I want is a Burger that looks like the one on the commercial
   
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5. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 17, 2013 12:17pm UTC
   If Jim has 50 chocolate bars and he eats 45 what is he left with ?
   Diabetes...
   
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6. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 15, 2013 1:02pm UTC
   I don't stink I could ever stab someone like please I can harley stick the straw into the capri sun
   
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7. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 15, 2013 12:59pm UTC
   If your going to be a smartass , first of all you need to be smart . Otherwise your just an a(s)s !!!!!! Mwhahaha :D
   
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8. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 15, 2013 12:54pm UTC
   “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
   ― Dr. Seuss
   
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9. ChillyMapleSyrup
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   April 14, 2013 6:44am UTC
   Like , Comment , Follow if you are late for everything ! Like Me
   
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10. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 14, 2013 6:42am UTC
    One day you're gonna remember
    me and how much I loved you.
    then you're gonna hate yourself
    for letting me go♥
    
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11. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 9, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Ok a lil story
    (cud be helpful)
    How to kinda stop bad habbits !!
    Well a guy said to a priest My son has really bad habbits!!! Ok said the priest I 'll bring him for a walk . Ok replied the guy . So the son and priest went for a walk the priest said pick that small weed
    ok he picked
    now pick the slightly bigger weed
    ok he picked it
    now pick that HUGE weed
    ok he couldnt get it
    the priest said it easier to get rid of it wen ur smaller than older
    
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12. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 8, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    Google : the prettiest girl on the planet
    Search About 51,482,090 results (0.12seconds) Did you mean:ChillyMapleSyrup
    
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13. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 7, 2013 11:50am UTC
    Bill : Hey , answer me !!!
    Me: Sorrry I lost my phone
    Bill : Oh , ok ! Did you find it yet ??
    nmf
    Me: Nope! STOP texting me Iam trying to find my phone!
    Bill : OK Sorry
    
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14. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 7, 2013 11:43am UTC
    Dont make me click my fingas in a Z formation
    buttrotation
    hair flick-cation
    Shoulder shoulder
    Wrist wrist
    take a pictures
    Kiss this <3333
    
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15. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 7, 2013 11:30am UTC
    Are you SAD of having no girlfriend or boyfriend?
    Well is so click here there is loads of single boys and girls!
    FREE DATING
    O.o if you clicked on this TELL SOMEONE !!
    
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16. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 6, 2013 8:20am UTC
    "Boys are like public toilets; all the
    good ones are taken, and the rest are
    full of sh(i)te"
    
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17. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 5, 2013 7:45am UTC
    Type your name (Real name):Ciara
    Type your name with your elbow: cioaar5aws
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Ciaara
    Type your name with your nose: ciar4a
    Bash your head into the keyboard:cvgggggggggbujybvg64598uj9o
    Now repost this quote but delete my answers
    Be honest
    
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18. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 3, 2013 8:31am UTC
    Mum : "Yuck " Darling tht wig looks horrible on you
    Me : Ok Its just a wig !!!
    MuM:Imagine if u had jet black hair !! Ur eyebrows wud look very funny
    Me : Well den my eyebrows wud b black !!!
    Mum : Ohhh ya
    Me ; * Yes Im smarter than my mum *
    o.O
    
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19. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 3, 2013 8:23am UTC
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    How normal people flirt;
    Your secci
    How I flirt;
    If you were a tree you'de be a good tree
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20. ChillyMapleSyrup
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    April 3, 2013 8:16am UTC
    Funny:
    Every minute of kissing burns 26 calories ! No wonder sl(u)ts are so slim !!!!! : D
    
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