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ChildOfTheTardis

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 1:29pm UTC
    Do you know what I want to see?
    I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing. But halfway through the movie, she figures out

  2. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 4:01pm UTC
    Do you ever talk to
    someone and feel really
    happy no matter how sh.t
    the conversation is.

  3. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    You said you love me
    to the moon,
    and back;
    but along the way,
    you got distracted
    by a prettier star.
    (DS)

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    I had a driving lesson today and I was behind a car at a red light and it was really obvious the guy in front of us was texting so my driving instructor honked the horn. So, right after she honked the light turned green but the guy didn't move. Instead, he got out of his car and came over and started yelling at me because he thought it was me and that's the story on how I thought someone was going to kill me on a driving lesson.

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 8:32pm UTC
    shopping for clothes is only fun when you're rich and skinny

  6. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    i am constantly putting things where they don't belong. like ereal in the fridge or my keys in the launfry or my faith in other people.

  8. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 8:42pm UTC
    Oh cool, my middle finger likes you.

  9. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 10:05am UTC
    How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
    Ten tickles.
    *slaps knee* I'm here all week

  10. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 1:52am UTC
    Ultimately,
    I just want
    someone
    who knows
    what songs
    not to talk
    over.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 3:58pm UTC
    Last night I had a dream where I was on trial for Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination and my whole defense was "I wasn't even born yet!" but I was told that that wasn't a legitimate alibi and I was found guilty.

  12. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 9:22am UTC
    What if we all looked the way we wanted?
    Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about
    money washed away.Your love life is exactly the
    way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier?
    Or would we just find new things to hate?

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET
    away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 2:41pm UTC
    hoes be like "hoes be like" but they be the hoes that be like

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

  17. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 11:25pm UTC
    I like the rain, mainly at night..
    As I'm falling asleep,
    a wonderful mixture
    is made of heavy rain
    and heavy eyelids.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any btches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my azz out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the btches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

  20. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 11:24pm UTC
    My parents are worried about me having a secret boyfriend?
    They should be more worried about me having a secret stash of food in the house

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