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  1. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
     October 7, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    So my friend {lasagnatonight AKA Naomi} made a quote that said,
    "We were told to write down three rolemodels and explain why they were our rolemodels in health class."
    One of the ones that she wanted to put was Jenna Marbles,
    but she was like, "how am I supposed to explain that?"
    This is what I told her,
    "Jenna Marbles is my rolemodel because she invented landsharks. Kermit- landshark. Lamp- landshark. Ashton Kutcher- landshark. She also explained to me the differences between guys and girls in many situations and taught me how to make my boobs look bigger. She also taught me the truth about the Disney princes and taught me to get in touch with my inner-lesbian. She taught me what dogs do when they are home alone and how to have fun on vacation without going on vacation.
    Bye spiderman, Bye spiderman."
    and if you don't watch JennaMarble's videos, you have no idea what the hell i'm talking about.
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  2. BandChickk86 BandChickk86
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     October 8, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    What group-projects teach me:
    -5% The Material.
    -7% Group Skills
    -88% How Much I Hate Other People
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  3. purplepanther79 purplepanther79
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     October 8, 2012 11:27am UTC
    The hardest job in the world
    must be working in a bubble wrap factory.
    Can you imagine the self control that's
    required to work there???
    "You must not pop the bubbles."
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  4. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes happy birthday!
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     October 8, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Lol So True: #142
    Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.
    lolsotrue.com
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  5. chickittylover chickittylover
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     October 8, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    On Facebook:
    -picture of fakey girl with super low cut top, orange tan, white lipstick and heaps of makeup-
    Comments:
    Boy: aw cute
    NO.
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  6. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
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     October 8, 2012 12:18am UTC
    Max: Woah! I expect this place is bugged. Everyone speak in code.
    Max: Peanuts.
    Alex: No one knows your code Max!
    Max: Then we're safe.
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  7. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
     October 8, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    "Why are they even
    running for president?
    According to the
    advertisements they
    have, they both
    obviously hate America!"
    -My teacher.
    Made. My. Day.
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  8. annalove26 annalove26
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     October 7, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Apparently, Boo isn't in Monsters Inc 2.......
    Well, I officially give up on humanity.
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  9. ellielaurenn ellielaurenn
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     October 8, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    True Story:
    Friend's mom: * hears giant thud*
    Friend's mom: "Bria what was that?"
    Friend: "My shirt fell."
    Friend's Mom: "Didn't sound like a shirt."
    Friend: "Never said I wasn't in it!"
    Me: LOLOLOLOL.. ♥
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  11. xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
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     October 6, 2012 8:58am UTC
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  12. xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
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     October 3, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Taken Away
    c h a p t e r / / s i x t e e n
    And to think Roxie was my friend? She is going to sit here and lie to me?
    Newsflash Roxie, Jackson loves me.
    I'm just going to bed. What a stressful day.
    .~.
    I wake up in the morning wanting to look dressy today. I took a shower, blow dried my hair, and did loose curls. I added a bit of eye liner on and that's it. I was wearing a black pencil skirt, with a dress blue shirt, tucked in. And to top it off, black heels.
    I walked to school, feeling beautiful for once.
    I was at my locker when I saw Roxie giving me a sympathetic look.
    I didn't even look at her any longer because I was so angry she faked everything.
    Who does that?
    Pretty soon, someone tapped my shoulder. I turned around and it was Ben? Ben?
    "Have you seen Roxie?" He asks.
    "Over there." I gesture towards her.
    "Alright thanks. And uh sorry about what happened." He says, sadly.
    "What do you mean?" I wonder.
    "Roxie didn't tell you? We went for a walk to the park and Jackson was there with that redhead, Abbie. He was making out with her and trying to get way farther but she said that she didn't want to keep secretly doing it. So he had to break up with you." He explains.
    So maybe it was true?
    "Why are you and Roxie trying to lie to me?" I ask, furious.
    Ben gives me a 'what the f/uck?' look. "We're not. Even look at Jackson talking to Abbie secretly over there. And oh! They went around the corner!" He answers, anger at me.
    "I'm sorry. I have to go.." I say.
    I sneak over to the corner and peer to the side.
    Jackson kissed Abbie. "I love you baby." He kisses her neck.
    "Jackson stop, I love you too. But I'm not like this. Dump Scarlett or we can't be together!" She yells walking off.
    Jackson sighs.
    I walk around the corner and Jackson plays it off.
    "Babe, there you are!" He says, smiling.
    "How could you do this to me!" I yell.
    Note: Sorry for the short chapter. So, anyone check out that girl AdviceD? I like her story. Thanks for the 223 notifications. <3
    I do not notify, sorry lovelies.
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  13. xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
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     October 2, 2012 4:59pm UTC
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     October 8, 2012 3:24pm UTC
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  15. randi* randi*
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     October 8, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    you
    my
    friend
    are
    a
    true
    wittian.
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  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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     October 8, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    BEAUTY
    Is not defined by the size of your jeans ♥
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  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
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     October 8, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Hey, this is Brianna, I got a new number.
    Sweet. Did you get a new phone, too?
    Yup.
    What happened to your old one?
    I put it on airplane mode and threw it into the air... worst transformer ever ):
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     October 8, 2012 6:20pm UTC
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