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Rue21Glam
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May 28, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Me: People will probably think we're weird.
Emily: Being weird is what makes us awesome.
Me: Ha ha. So true.

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gab*
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May 22, 2013 7:42pm UTC

"wow, you're so pretty!"
WHY THANK YOU, IT'S EXACTLY HOW I'VE MANAGED TO STAY SINGLE FOR SO LONG.

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BravoSierra
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May 22, 2013 12:53pm UTC

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Is your name math?
Because I have a problem with you.

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GodsGurllyyGurl
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May 10, 2013 10:25pm UTC

My dirty little secret
Who has to know?

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GodsGurllyyGurl
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May 12, 2013 3:16pm UTC

Lift your head princess,
Your tiara's falling.

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GodsGurllyyGurl
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May 14, 2013 11:40pm UTC

Dear Ladies,
That boy is not "hot"
"hot" is a word we use to describe our pasta
NOT people

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GodsGurllyyGurl
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May 16, 2013 9:52pm UTC

WITTY CHANGED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UGH

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Rajsonkar
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May 20, 2013 8:48pm UTC

3 reasons why i'm single:
1) i can't date food
2) i can't date myself
3) i can't date the internet

format credit-rajsonkar

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doublesidedice
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May 20, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Today at graduation, I hugged my friend Owen in front of his brother. When I was walking away, his brother wolf-whistled at me. What just happened??

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:44pm UTC

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When I was younger, I couldn't wait to grow up.
this is not what I expected.

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:47pm UTC

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Fries before guys.

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:51pm UTC

mom: why is your room so messy?
me: so if someone comes into my room and tries to kill me in the middle of the night they'll trip over something and die.

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:55pm UTC

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I hate it when I lose things at school
such as pens, pencils and ambition.

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 12:58pm UTC

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I got fired from my job as a bingo caller.
apparently "a meal for two with a hairy view" is no way to call "69".

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BravoSierra
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May 21, 2013 1:03pm UTC

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Regretting putting your phone on vibrate
once you misplaced it.

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sensati0ns
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May 21, 2013 2:20pm UTC

That amazing friend,
that knows your not okay no matter how many times you say you are.

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May 21, 2013 9:43am UTC

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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