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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC

it's really cute
when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:25pm UTC

i’m 1776% sure that the fourth of july is my favorite holiday.
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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:28pm UTC

WE THREW YOUR TEA IN A WELL DON’T ASK ME I’LL NEVER TELL
WE RAN AWAY AS IT FELL
YOU GUYS WERE IN OUR WAY
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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:30pm UTC

had trouble sleeping last night over the sound of freedom ringing
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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:35pm UTC

Canada: "CANADIANS ARE DONE WITH YOUR AMERICA JOKES"
America: We dumped tea we have no problem dumping bagged milk
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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 11:37pm UTC

You're insecure
I know what for
You lost the revolutionary w-a-a-ar
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:45am UTC

me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 10:48am UTC

but the real question is has nemo found himself
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 6:09pm UTC

if someone ever
tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 12:05am UTC

if u are
about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 12:28pm UTC

what's the point
of being mildly interested in something when you can instead let it consume you & become unhealthily fixated on it
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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 1:09pm UTC

nice joke
where’d you get it? the bad factory??? because it’s bad. i was kidding earlier when i said it was nice
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gab*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 10:15pm UTC

worst times to get your period:
-rainy days
-when you're in the olympics
-while going camping
-the day you leave for a vacation
-the day you come back from a break (thanksgiving, winter, spring, etc.)
-hot days
-the day of your wedding
-the day you have to be in someone else's wedding
-in the middle of gym class without being prepared
-before a first date
-mondays
-the first day of school
-when you have to do something and the dresscode requires all white
-all times

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 2:37pm UTC

If you want to break up with your partner just follow these steps
1)Kill them.This way they will never bother you again.Also you can use the remains to make a stew
2)Tell them that you have a disease that makes your nipples travel inward, causing you to form one big nipple
3)Tell them that it's not going to work out because you fell in love with your brother/sister and you are currently in a serious relationship with them.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Did you hear about the
guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Me: *walks by music store*
Me: *breathes heavily*
Mom: No.

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 2:35pm UTC

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 12:21pm UTC

I hate when you say, "I hate that song." and someone goes,
"Well, you have to admit, it's catchy." The plague is also catchy, but that doesn't mean it's good.

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