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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    If you make jokes about
    self harm
    r@pe
    suicide
    eating disorders
    mental illnesses
    any other illness
    YOU ARE JUST SO FUNNY THAT I WANT
    TO WRAP MY ARMS AROUND
    YOUR NECK AND CHOKE YOU, YOU DISGUSTING HUMAN.
    YOU DO NOT JOKE ABOUT THAT STUFF IT'S SERIOUS.

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    me me me me me me me
    me me me me me me
    me me me me me
    me me me me me
    me me me me e me me me
    me me me me me
    me me me me me me
    me me me me me me me

  4. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 4:51am UTC
    Top 4 lies:
    1) I'm fine
    2)I don't like anyone
    3)That was my last piece of gum.
    4)I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    I am literally my own best friend.
    I have inside jokes with myself, take myself out to starbucks and laugh really loud at how hilarious I am.

  6. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:41am UTC
    does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    It's terrible that people
    actually hate themselves
    because they aren't
    a certain weight,
    or don't have certain grades,
    or don't have this or that,
    and will physically cut themselves
    open.
    People are terrified of being
    judged
    because they don't look like the
    person on the cover of
    the magazine.
    So maybe if we showed people
    that it was okay to be who they
    are,
    insted of saying,
    "Don't be afraid of being you!
    As long as you're confident, it
    doesn't matter!"
    Then maybe there will
    be less people
    with slashes on their wrist
    and notes saying,
    "I'm sorry I wasn't good enough."
    (kbg)


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    WHY THE HELL DO GUYS EXPECT SO MUCH FROM US
    like they want us to have a flat stomach, big butt, big boobs and
    a pretty face while some of these guy look like apes

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    me with guys i know: omg he's off-limits he's a whole 3 years older than me
    me with celebrities: come on, he's only 20 years older than me

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:48am UTC
    carly rae jepsen: hey i just met you
    carly rae jepsen: and this is crazy
    carly rae jepsen: but here's my number
    carly rae jepsen: so call me maybe
    simon cowell: it's a no from me

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    So, I coach cheerleading and tonight was my first evening coaching the
    team. So, all the girls on the team are about 9 & 10 and they were talking about boys and they all brought up how one girl on the team has had a bunch of boyfriends and I'm almost 16 and I haven't even had a boyfriend and what is this?

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    I may be a b.itch, but at least I've never sent anonymous hate to someone.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    My taste in music ranges from
    "You need to listen to this", to "Please don't judge me."

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    One time when I was little
    I created a "Where's Waldo?" page for my parents. It took them 30 minutes to realize that I put Waldo on the back of the sheet.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    "k", "ok", and "okay"
    are three VERY different things.

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    I have this ability
    where if I stare at my selfies for too long they suddenly become ugly.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    So now it's August,
    and I have done nothing with my summer.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Starxoxo Starxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 11:09am UTC
    I wish....
    I could change my face...
    Change my haircolor without dye....
    and change my hieght....

:)

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