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Chelle011

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Member Since: 14 Dec 2008 02:03am

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:). I am 19 and I feel I am a genuine person :). I happen to be engaged to the man of my dreams and we're struggling trying to have a baby, but we're loving eachother so whatever happens, we'll be okay!!!!
  1. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    :).. I can't wait for Christmas to find out the gender of my baby!!! :) ... We're almost 10 weeks pregnant!!! Ahhh can't wait to be a mommy...
    PS: not trying to say teen pregnancy is good... cause it isn't the bst choice... I'm 19, engaged to be married, out of high school, and working a career..

  2. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 12:45am UTC
    Hmmmm.... Nothing really to type today haha...
    Considering the emotional rollercoaster I have been going through, it's a possibility that we might be having a baby... Haven't taken a test or anything yet, so we aren't getting our hopes up... but if we're pregnant we are so going to be the best mommy and daddy ever!!! <3 :)

  3. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Wow... You're cool... Blaming my fiancee's father for his twin brother being in ICU... smart!!!! Not!!!
    Story:
    Jim and Butch (twins) were on a motorcycle ride, Jim was going too fast around a curve and straightened his bike because he KNEW he was going to go into the ditch and he just rode his bike into the ditch so he didn't get hurt. Butch, was going to make the curve but he saw Jim go into the ditch and lost his focus for that split second and he rolled his bike into the ditch and is now in ICU... Is it Jim's fault? No!

  4. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 6:22pm UTC
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  5. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    When God Made Peace Officers
    When the Lord was creating peace officers, he was into his sixth day of
    overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling
    around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this
    order?
    A peace officer has to be able to run five miles through alleys in the dark,
    scale walls, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle
    his uniform.
    "He has to be able to sit in an undercover car all day on a stakeout, cover a
    homicide scene that night, canvass the neighborhood for witnesses, and
    testify in court the next day.
    "He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black coffee
    and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands."
    The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands... no way."
    "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "it's the
    three pairs of eyes an officer has to have."
    "That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.
    The Lord nodded. One pair that sees through a bulge in a pocket before he
    asks, "May I see what's in there, sir?" (When he already knows and wishes
    he'd taken that accounting job.) "Another pair here in the side of his head
    for his partners' safety. And another pair of eyes here in front that can
    look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say, 'You'll be all right ma'am,
    when he knows it isn't so."
    "Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve, "rest and work on this tomorrow."
    "I can't," said the Lord, "I already have a model that can talk a 250 pound
    drunk into a patrol car without incident and feed a family of five on a civil
    service paycheck."
    The angel circled the model of the peace officer very slowly, "Can it think?"
    she asked.
    "You bet," said the Lord. "It can tell you the elements of a hundred crimes;
    recite Miranda warnings in its sleep; detain, investigate, search, and arrest
    a gang member on the street in less time than it takes five learned judges to
    debate the legality of the stop... and still it keeps its sense of humor.
    This officer also has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with crime
    scenes painted in hell, coax a confession from a child abuser, comfort a
    murder victim's family, and then read in the daily paper how law enforcement
    isn't sensitive to the rights of criminal suspects."
    Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the peace
    officer. "There's a leak,"she pronounced. "I told you that you were trying to
    put too much into this model."
    "That's not a leak," said the lord, "it's a tear."
    "What's the tear for?" asked the angel.
    "It's for bottled-up emotions, for fallen comrades, for commitment to that
    funny piece of cloth called the American flag, for justice."
    "You're a genius," said the angel.
    The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there," he said.
    Author Unknown --
    <3 My boyfriend Dustin is a police officer and I would do anything for the world to know this is absolutely true! He risks his life every day for me and you and everyone else, you should be darn proud to be protected in this country... Love you Dustin!

  6. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    I used to think quotes that asked for prayers were stupid... 'til I needed the prayers... We might be losing our baby :(.. Please pray!

  7. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 11:35pm UTC
    So today I found out that
    Casey Anthony was asked
    if they could make a movie
    about her KILLING her daughter!!

  8. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 1:01pm UTC
    You are like a vaccuum.
    You Suck
    You Blow
    AND
    You Get Laid In The Closet!

  9. Chelle011 Chelle011
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2008 2:06pm UTC
    So In 18 Days,
    I Will Say Goodbye,
    Cuz After All,
    I'd Tear Myself In Two,
    Cuz Boy Im Addicted
    To Beautiful You!!
    -I kno it sucks its my first quote
    -Inspiration? Saving Abel

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