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k4sper
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July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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sydkid123
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July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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AustinH
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July 24, 2012 9:45pm UTC

I don't understand why people WALK up and down an escalator.
It's one of the many joys of life. Don't ruin the moment.

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sunset125
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July 23, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Me: Mom can I have a ride to my friends?
Mom: No you can walk
Me: What If I get kidnapped
Mom: Trust me they'd take you back
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: so about that ride..

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xxcorinne95xx
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July 23, 2012 9:53pm UTC

I've always wanted a bed like drake has on Drake & Josh

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MarkSmark
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July 24, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Hardest Thing Ever
Holding in your laughter at serious times

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a_part_of_me
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July 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC

GIRL: We're bestfriends, right?
BOY: Yes, of course.
GIRL: So be honest with me, who do you like?
BOY: I don't like someone. I love someone.
GIRL: Ohh, she must be very lucky!
BOY: She is, I've loved her ever since I met her.
GIRL: Really! Well since we're bestfriends, I want to meet her. Go call her!
BOY: Oh, okay.
*Boy takes out phone, dails her number and calls her.*
GIRL: Wait, hold on, I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers phone.*
GIRL: Hello?
BOY: I love you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yuzermali
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July 23, 2012 8:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:25pm UTC

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Your knife, my back, my gun, your head.
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JerseyGurrl
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:25am UTC

Don't judge me
unless you have looked
through my eyes
experienced what I have
and cried as many tears as me.
Until then back- off
cause you have no idea.

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StarAngel360
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:05pm UTC

That Awkward Moment #5
When you think you're going to get lots of faves, but you end up getting less than 10.

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Hammy1117
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July 24, 2012 2:03pm UTC

4 men were killed in the Colorado shooting of "The Dark Night Rises" protecting their girlfriends.
I dont want to hear ever again that all men are the same.

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BrookietheBaddest
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July 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Who else likes the new Witty, but misses the old one?

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swimmyshark
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:03pm UTC

TeenagerPosts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 fave if you
found the mitsake.

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oursong
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:17pm UTC

IF IT'S YELLOW
LET IT MELLOW,
IF IT'S BROWN
FLUSH IT DOWN.

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birdofthesummer
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:33pm UTC

When you look at me, I might look calm, cool, and composed.
But inside-- I'm still that nervous little girl, with a crush that has me falling head over heels.

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BEACHYLOVE
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July 23, 2012 7:38pm UTC

If “old witty” did exist
I would still faving quotes like this
All those top quotes now are full of it
One more 1D quote, I’ll be sick.
*when I say old witty I’m not referring to yesterday.

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Uconnchick2
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July 23, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Pretending your towel is a white, strapless dress after taking a shower

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