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mtndewhm*
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February 5, 2013 9:08pm UTC

My dog chewed a hole in the carpet.
What. The. Fluff.

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jezzay

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February 5, 2013 9:00pm UTC

"Make sure your birthday is set correctly! Witty Profiles now enforces COPPA based on your birthday."
so at first i thought COPPA was some kind of thing that tells you happy birthday when you sign into witty on your birthday and i was all
8D
then i googled it and i was all
...-_-

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kitkat929m
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February 5, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Anyone else getting Witty Profiles pens from Steve?
He sent them out today and I am so happy!

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jimmy365
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February 5, 2013 8:36pm UTC

computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Status_Single_816
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February 5, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes. Lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: Wait... what?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!

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Ayesha01
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February 5, 2013 8:27pm UTC

Just going to stand there and hear me roar, but that's alright because I am a dinosaur!

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yolo_ididnotknowthat
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February 5, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Follow this girrl on Tumblr!! who-doesnt-love-cats-not-me

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kristagannon
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January 4, 2013 11:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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daniellejennings14
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February 5, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Have you ever had a "my life is over moment?"
Well I just did.
I'm the one on the right.
Fml.
http://video.ak.fbcdn.net/hvideo-ak-ash3/v/742500_485177848186520_1225_n.mp4?oh=4ea1e8eecaf9fcd2e0f155785ef2b8b7&oe=5111C52C&__gda__=1360120789_daea5c8cea002a66d816f66ab6844d3e

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kristagannon
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 7:52pm UTC

lyrics
God is great
Beer is good
lyrics

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kristagannon
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January 12, 2013 11:20pm UTC

I’m broken, do you hear me?
I’m blinded, ‘cause you are everything I see,
I’m dancin’ alone, I’m praying,
That your heart will just turn around

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kristagannon
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January 21, 2013 11:34pm UTC

I hope that goodbye message worked and you respect it.
Goodbye.

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CheerProbzTho
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 12:53am UTC

Cheer Confession #3:
We work out every day but still eat crap

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acruxed
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February 5, 2013 8:01pm UTC

One does not simply is too old for Legos.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
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February 5, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Heat makes things expand. So I don't have a weight problem, I'm just hot.

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:59pm UTC

So I go to witty
and it says that I'm not signed in.
So I go to sign in
and it says "You are already signed in, silly"
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*Bangs head on table*

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thel0velyfakesmile
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 6:58pm UTC

my science teacher threw sodium chloride at me today.
i reported her for a salt.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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February 5, 2013 6:58pm UTC

My momma taught me that if I didn't have anything nice to say, then I shouldn't say anything at all. Now if only your momma would've taught you the same, we'd get along just fine.

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abigaail
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February 5, 2013 6:58pm UTC

So I was out eating with my mom and little sister at Applebee’s and I ate like everything lol. So, I looked at my little sister who is 3 and asked, “am I fat?” And she said, “no sissy your not fat” and I was like awwww thanks BUT then she said “but you are ugly”

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iwillneverforget
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February 5, 2013 6:54pm UTC

"I'm hungry"
Then you should eat.
Czech the fridge
Wait theres Norway there's anything in there
Uganda be joking right now
Denmark my words these are the worst puns ever
Kenya think of anymore?
No Iran out of ideas

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