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ChavsHateMe

1. ChavsHateMe
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2011 1:51pm UTC
   Harry Potter
   Yo Mama Jokes :)
   Yo mama's so nasty, every pair
   of her panties has the Dark Mark on them.
   Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave
   her his sock to keep her foot warm.
   Yo mama's so ugly, when the basilisk
   snuck up on her, he dropped dead.
   Yo mama's so dumb that the stupify
   spell actually made her smarter.
   
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2. ChavsHateMe
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2011 6:46am UTC
   That moment of shame when the automatic door doesn't open for you.
   
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3. ChavsHateMe
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   July 23, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   Nothing ever good comes from
   being good
   (Take it from someone
   with experience)
   
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4. ChavsHateMe
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2011 2:58pm UTC
   Makin' Mistakes
   Chapter 1 : The Crap Begins.
   The names Jess.
   16.
   New girl in town... Classic.
   So, I've just moved from Africa... Haha... Jokes, this isn't a cheap book remake of "Mean Girls"
   Anyways :) Moved from Ireland back to my hometown of Folkestone... Long story short it's in England.
   Back in a place i don't even remember, new school, new house, new friends.. new LIFE.. Great.
   I'm sure i'll survive though :)
   First day of school, woop woop.. Walking into your new classroom with everyone staring at you like you have a massive MOLE on your head is kinda creepy, so i just kept my head low like it didn't bother me (It bothered me BIG time) My new teacher (Miss Page) showed me to my seat as i tripped over this boys chair :L After i weakly apologized and tried not to sob after hearing chuckles from my trip, i sat down in my seat ; trying to make no movements so i don't make another dodgy first impression...
   End Of Chapter 1
   (Next chapter : And BOOM, It All Goes Wrong..)
   
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5. ChavsHateMe
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2011 3:42pm UTC
   Hey?!.. Who turned off the lights??
   No one, your just blind.
   Oh yeah :D
   
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6. ChavsHateMe
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2011 6:55am UTC
   If your mum sais no to no to something you wanna do...
   ALWAYS DO IT.
   It doesn't hurt to be a little wild sometimes... unless it ends up with being pregnant.
   
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7. ChavsHateMe
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2011 5:13pm UTC
   Haters make me famous.
   (What do lovers do then?)
   Erm...
   =/
   
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8. ChavsHateMe
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2011 4:11pm UTC
   Eat right.
   Exercise.
   Die anyway.
   
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9. ChavsHateMe
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2011 3:47pm UTC
   Your ugly.
   YOUR MUM'S UGLY.
   Fav this if you have ever been called something your not ;)
   
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10. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    (Then the blonde girl said)
    Okay, so what's the speed of dark? :D
    
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11. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    your mum is the only one dancing at your party and you wish there was a dark hole to crawl in and cry.
    Comon', It's all happen to us. ;)
    
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12. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    Kill a cow, make a Burger.
    Its just the way it goes :)
    Fav this if it makes you wanna go to McDonalds ;)
    
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13. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    The awkward moment when...
    Rebecca Black asks Justin Bieber to do a duet with him and he has to say never.
    
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14. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black wins any rewards, Kanye, you know what to do.
    ;)
    
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15. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Welcome to Heaven!
    Or Hell if you get on the wrong side of me.
    
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16. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    So sad, no one is following you.
    NO NEED TO RUB IT IN.
    Be the first to follow me :D
    
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17. ChavsHateMe
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    July 10, 2011 1:53pm UTC
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18. ChavsHateMe
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    July 10, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    The awkward moment where...
    you forget to bring a bring a sanitary towel on your date.
    
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19. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    If you were a bogey I'd pick you first.
    
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20. ChavsHateMe
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    You know what?
    (What?)
    Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
    
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