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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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February 15, 2014 1:48pm UTC

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing.
Mom: Are you on your computer?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Practicing math?
Me: No.
Mom: Why?
Me: I'm not emotionally ready.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*crybaby*
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February 16, 2014 2:12am UTC

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because
some people think it's disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE

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cocopuffs
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February 15, 2014 2:31pm UTC

me: *throws a screw at cute guy in timber class*
guy: ow what was that for
me: i wanna screw you

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capsized*
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February 15, 2014 2:55pm UTC

Every day is a good day to eat ice cream.
Every moment is a good moment to eat ice cream.
It’s always a good time to eat ice cream.
Always.
Ice cream is always good, no matter what time is it, no matter the weather, no matter if you’re sick, doesn’t matter.
In fact, ice cream heals.
Oh ice cream.

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cocopuffs
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February 15, 2014 5:23pm UTC

You're bad at grammar?
*pats you on the shoulder*
they're, their, there

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Vinita*
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December 21, 2013 4:07pm UTC

If you ever feel like a failure, please remember that I was making chocolate milk and I accidentally put ketchup in my milk instead of chocolate syrup.
~Tumblr

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♥Gianna♥*
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December 21, 2013 4:17pm UTC

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

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Vinita*
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December 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

That moment
when you are stalking your friend
and you look at their pictures
and then you are about to comment on one of them
but then you realize that you already commented on it a year ago
and it was the same comment you were just about to make

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Vinita*
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Stalking people
is illegal now?
This is so stupid. . .

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Calibri (Body) *
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December 21, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Simba was walking too slow, so i told him to Mufasa

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Calibri (Body) *
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December 21, 2013 7:46pm UTC

It would be funny to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the shopping centre
and see the look on security's face when they pull off that first mask.

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Calibri (Body) *
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December 21, 2013 7:48pm UTC

I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.

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Gia2525
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December 21, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Just read the book The Outsiders for english and I am now finding quotes from that book everywhere :P

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Cammie
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December 21, 2013 9:55pm UTC

i wear black so you know
i'm always ready for your funeral

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Vinita*
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December 21, 2013 11:07pm UTC

Tilting your head at a certain angle
so your bangs will fall perfectly into place

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Vinita*
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December 21, 2013 10:45pm UTC

Don't you just hate it
when you sneeze and pee
at the same time

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VioletCherries
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December 22, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Long distance relationship problems...
Waking up in the middle of the night and forgetting about time zones. And then you just look like an idiot when you ask if they're up and they're like "Yeah, it's 3 in the afternoon?"

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