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ChaseMe_
posted a quote
September 26, 2009 3:32pm UTC

I try to take life one day at a time,
but sometimes [several days] attack me at once.

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ChaseMe_
posted a quote
August 20, 2009 10:59am UTC

"Latte"
is Italian for
"You paid
too much for
that coffee."
not mine.
but it's cool :D

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ChaseMe_
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 11:43pm UTC

So I can honestly say that I can't have a conversation with you where I don't have a smile
stretched across my face.
:D
no credit.

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ChaseMe_
posted a quote
August 17, 2009 11:03pm UTC

Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to [sleep.]
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted.
credit to Rylee :D

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ChaseMe_
posted a quote
August 16, 2009 10:47pm UTC

Automatic doors make me feel
like a [Jedi.]

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