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girlnextdoorxo
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:44pm UTC

COMMENT YOUR NAME
&& i'll tell you the guy's name i think would sound good with yours ;)
i ' m d o i n g e v e r y o n e
♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Today I put my hand in my
backpack and felt a
stress ball and I was like
“oh? I have a stress ball?” and I
squeezed it and it was a pear and it
exploded and now I’m
much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Grandma's been run over by a reindeer every Christmas Eve since 1979
and, frankly, I'm beginning to believe it isn't an accident.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC

It is sad that sometimes,
we are only given a few minutes to be
with someone we love
and we get a thousand hours to spend thinking of them...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Guys hate crying
They rarely show vulnerability.
They don’t like to look weak even if
they are breaking down on the inside.
It also takes a lot for them to be hurt,
the precise weak spot to hit.
When a guy cries over you,
when they can’t hide the pain anymore,
you can be sure that
he loves you more than anything.

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allyluvu
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:10pm UTC

I actually had this conversation today...
GIRL 1: I self harmed again last night
GIRL 2: Oh did you?
GIRL 1: Yeah...
GIRL 2: But you're so pretty.
GIRL 1: Yeah I know.
ME: Why do you self-harm if you think you're pretty?
GIRL 1: *shrugs* I dunno. It's funny.
ME : How many people in this class do you think self harm?
GIRL 1: One.Me.
ME: No.I know one or two people other than you who do it. And they don't do it 'cause they think it's funny.
GIRL 1: Name one.
ME: Well me...
GIRL 2: You're just saying that for attention.
I officially hate people

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:53pm UTC

when you're driving and nicki minaj is
on all the radio stations at the exact same time and now there is nothing left to do except crash your car.

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CitricAcidRain
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 5:42pm UTC

So guys, comment your name and I'll write
a boys or girls name that I think sounds cute with yours.
-I promise I will do them all!

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC

when i was little i would put my
arms in my shirt and tell people i lost my arms.
lol jk, i did that today.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:06am UTC

Don't judge a book by it's cover.
My math textbooks have had pictures of someone ejoying themselves on it. I did not enjoy myself at all.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 8:12pm UTC

We stood there, looking at eachother, saying nothing.
But it was the kind of nothing that meant everything.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
Credit: Jahyvie

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annalove26
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose. ..
like a light bulb!
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.
like a flashlight!
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
like Pinocchio!
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
like monopoly!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
IN HIS UNDERWEAR!
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
WITH GLEE!!!!!!
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in historyyyyyy!
LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON!
^^The way I sing the song.
The RIGHT way.

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XTheBestDayX
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 7:16pm UTC

CUTE STORY
There was a girl who was playing in the park
when she saw a picture in a bush.
She kept the photo but forgot about it until she was married.
Her husband asked, who is that little boy in her wallet.
she answered; "my first love"
then the husband smiled and said ;
"I lost this picture when I was nine years old"
♥

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC

The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
Credit: Jahyvie

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swimmergirl3796
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Someone should buy the Mayans
a new calendar for Christmas.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 9:58pm UTC

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TIME MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT SANTA RAN OUT OF WRAPPING PAPER SO HE HAD TO BORROW OURS.
DAD, YOU LIED.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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