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Mariana101
posted a quote
October 20, 2014 3:13pm UTC

stop being so afraid of never finding the
right person to love you,
but rather,
fear that you may never fall in love with
youself.

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 6:38pm UTC

I remember the day you left
Tying rocks to your ankles, you said,
"I'm going to find a new world,
under the ocean."
I guess you must be enjoying it,
I haven't seen you since.

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soccerdogg25
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Creepers
Chapter 1
I ran, that’s really what I’m best at anyway. My partner, Everett Rosenfield, was right beside me. We were currently running down the dirt road we have come to remember, huffing and puffing as we lug our army styled backpacks on our backs, guns held closely in case anything jumps out at us. My heart is pounding and I just want to get back to the safe house. I hear a rustle in the bushes beside us and I whip around with my gun raised, but Everett quickly shoves it back down when he points to the squirrel running just past us. We're both a bit edgy as we continue running down the road.
I see the small trail leading to the safe house and I elbow Everett to get his attention. He follows my gaze towards the trail and nods. We hurry over to the trail and look around. When we see the coast is clear we run for it, sprinting along the path side by side, protecting each other’s backs from the unknown. When we see the safe house we knock the secret code on the door. We wait as we hear the door unlatch and high five each other for staying alive another day’s hike. When the door opens we are met by a smiling man who goes by the name of Hook.
Hook is pretty much our leader. Everyone calls him Hook because he has a hook where his left hand should be. He had lost it not too long ago fighting right beside Everett and I. Hook is the oldest of our small clan, about 50 years old. On his chin, he grows a long gray beard and kind of resembles a mean and nasty biker, but under his scary posterior is a nice old man. He kind of reminds me of Santa Claus, if I believed in such miracles anymore...
I smile back at him and hike up my pack as Everett and I walk in. “Another day’s work done and done,” I say.
Hook nods and looks over the both of us. “Did you get the supplies?”
Everett rummages through his bag for a moment before pulling out the supplies. A couple grenades, tnt, a lighter, and a couple other explosives. He throws them to Hook. “Of course we got ‘em. We’re your best team, we would never let you down.” He says and I laugh my agreement.
We all walk into the parlor of the old abandoned house. It’s a creepy old Victorian house, like what are always seen in the movies. The stairs creak when we walk up them and the paint is peeling off the walls. Some of the floorboards are sticking up out of the floor and it took some getting used to, so I didn't trip over them every other step. The place isn't too bad once you have a couple dozen people living there.
When we walk in we are greeted by a couple jeers from the guys. Sometimes it gets a little weird, since I’m the only girl around that fights with everyone else. There is one other girl, Sadie, who cooks and helps dress the wounded. That is, if there’s anything left of them. No one really pays her any attention anyway; she’s really just the maid.
Everett and I walk over to a table in the corner of the room. When we walk over one of the guys slaps me on the äss. He stops chuckling though when Everett shoots him a death glare. I blush slightly and he quickly leads me over to the table with his arm around my shoulder.
“Don’t let those guys treat you like you’re a piece of meat, Riley.” Everett scolds me in a hushed whisper.
“Yes, dad.” I roll my eyes at him and sigh. “I can take care of myself, Everett, don’t worry about it.”
I watch him take out a neatly wrapped sandwich from his bag and he splits it in two, handing me half. “Of course you can, but you’re my partner in crime. I can’t let anything happen to you.”
I smile, taking a bite from the sandwich and thinking back to before. “Hey, remember when we weren’t partners? Just best friends? And even before that, just classmates in math class?”
Everett scrunches his nose. “Yeah I remember.” He chuckles. “I also remember when the only gun I shot was on Xbox. And the only zombies I shot were in that game too.”
I focused my eyes on the dusty wooden table. “Yeah I remember that too.” I say in a sullen voice.
Everett looks over and his face softened, his smile dropping slightly. “Hey, we’ve made it this far. All we have to do is destroy that reactor at the power plant and get to the lab where they are making the vaccines so we can cure everyone.”
I nod. There are so many people out there in the woods, walking as the undead. It’s frightening to think of, even more so to see. My family and so many others, but hopefully we’ll get to the vaccine before it happens to us as well. “I know, Everett, sometimes it just scares me to think about it all. To think that just a couple months ago our lives were just as normal as they always were, and now there’s all of this.”

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
posted a quote
June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 10:22am UTC

What if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

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BETHANY*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 11:59am UTC

"YOU A STUPID H O E,
YOU A
YOU A
STUPID H O E."
Society: "OMFG AMAZING<3"
"You're not alone.
We'll brave this storm
And face today
You're not alone"
Society: "What? Stupid gay emos."

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Romeo & Juliet (2013)
Juliet: Lol where are you Romeo?
Romeo: Wanna come over?
Juliet: Can't.
Romeo Why?
Juliet: Idk, parents.
Romeo: Lets kill ourselves.
Juliet: Lol k
Romeo: Swag
Juliet: YOLO

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Google
How Do I Steal The Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
format credit to: JazziShae
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 12:24pm UTC

Freshman advice: Just don't show up

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC

I like wearing oversized sweaters.
Not because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 1:19pm UTC

The perfect school (aside from Hogwarts)
aka. witty school
superintendent: steve
headmaster: dumbledore
heads of houses: the avengers
dress code: pyjamas
dormitories: sorted by categories or choose yourself
maths: counting how many faves/comments you get
science: making potions
sports (totally optional): quidditch or the total wipeout course
art: creating layouts, fanart and quote formats
english: writing fanfiction, stories and creating own original quotes
product design: creating the hunger games arenas
drama: roleplaying
IT: html coding, the dark ages before witty and how to edit your profiles
there will be places for worshippiing J K Rowling and Suzanne Collins and everyone will talk to everyone and everyone will be happy and if anyone sends hate they will be sent to one of the hunger games arenas designed by students

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
November 17, 2012 2:50pm UTC

What people consider a "snack": Animal crackers and a juice box
What I consider a "snack": 2 four topping pizzas, a can of coke, a birthday cake, 3 jars of nutella, a gallon of ice cream, creme brulee from france, 4 donuts, and a pie.

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phee
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Let's face it
anything with raisins in it,
would be ten times better
with chocolate chips instead.
for example: a box of raisins

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Me watching Dora:
*Dora Theme Song plays*
Me: D-D-D-D-D-DORA
Me: D-D-D-D-D-DORA
Me: DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORAAA.
Me: VAMINOS!
Me: SWIPA NO SWIPING! SWIPA NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *Snaps* AW MAAAN.
Me: YOU CAN LEAD THE WA-AY. HEY! HEY!
Dora: Oh no! My friends are in trouble they can't push the boat. We have to help them!
Me: Lolno. You have to help them.
Dora: We have to say empuje!
Me: Don't tell me what I have to say.
Dora: Can you say empuje?
Me: WHY CAN'T WE JUST SAY "PULL" IN ENGLISH?
Dora: Say it! Say empuje!
Me: Don't tell me what to do you passive agressive b/tch! I don't like you!
Dora: Good!
Me: WAT.
Dora: Okay! Now, I need the map!
Me: Good to know.
Dora: Say map!
Me: Map.
Dora: Louder!
Me: F*CKING MAP YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME.
Map: If there's a place you got to go!
Map: I am the one you need to know!
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Me: You're the what? Sorry, didn't get that.
Map: If there's a place you got to get!
Map: I can get you there I bet!
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Me: Oh my god.
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Me: OKAY.
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!
Me: YOU LOOK LIKE A SOFT TACO.
Map: I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'M THE MAP!
Me: Oh really? I thought you were a F*CKING CHAIR.
Map: Okay! Tell Dora you need to go over the bridge!
Me: Ok.
Map: Through the woods!
Me: Sounds a little dangerous for a 5 year old.
Map: AND THEN YOU GET TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE!
Me: WHY IS HER GRANDMA'S HOUSE SO DAMN DIFFICULT TO GET TO?!
Dora: Where did Map say we have to go?
Me: Over the bridge and through the woods.
Dora: Over the bridge and through the woods?
Me: B*TCH, YES.
Dora: OKAY!
*At the bridge*
Dora: Where's the bridge?
Me: OMFG I KNOW YOU SEE THAT DAMN BRIDGE RIGHT IN BACK OF YOU.
*Magical Cursor Clicks the Bridge*
Me: WHERE THE F*CK DID THAT COME FROM?
Dora: Let's go across the bridge!
Me: Okay...
Swiper: *Takes one of the steps on the bridge*
Me: WAT. THA. FACK.
Swiper: *Snickers*
Dora: OH NO! SWIPER TOOK ONE OF THE STEPS ON THE BRIDGE!
Me: ORLY? BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE GAVE YOU A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS
Dora: Quick! Say SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Me: SWIPER, GIVE THE DAMN STEP BACK. WE JUST WANT TO CROSS THE BRIDGE. GTFO.
Swiper: *Snaps* AW MAN.
Swiper: *Puts step back*
Dora: Now let's cross the bridge!
Me: ...............
*At the woods*
Dora: Where's the woods?
Me: ARE YOU BLIND.
*Magical Cursor Again*
Boots: It's over there, Dora!
Me: Atleast you're smart.
Boots: But Dora, I'm scared of the dark woods.
Me: OMFG, BOOTS.
Me: STOP BEING A LITTLE B*TCH MONKEY.
Me: APE UP.
Dora: It's okay boots. My backpack has a flashlight!
Me: Ughhhhhh.
Dora: Can YOU help?
Me: HELP YOUR DAMN SELF!
Dora: Say BACKPACK!
Me: *Rolls eyes*
Backpack: Backpack, Backpack!
Backpack: Backpack, Backpack!
Me: Wtf r u a Pokemon
Backpack: I'm the Backpack!
Me: No sh*t.
Backpack: Loaded up with things and knick knacks too.
Backpack: Anything that you might need I got inside for you!
Me: I need an Advil.
Backpack: Backpack, Backpack!
Me: No.
Backpack: BACKPACK, BACKPACK! YEAH.
Me:
Backpack: What does Dora need?
Me: A flashlight for Boots the scared little b*tch monkey.
Backpack: Okay!
Backpack: *Lets out tape, a screwdriver, and a flashlight*
Me: Wtf.
Backpack: Where's the flashlight?
Me: ....RIGHT THERE.
*Magical cursor clicks the screwdriver*
Me: NO WTF THAT'S NOT A FLASHLIGHT.
Backpack: That's not a flashlight!
Me: ORLY.
*Magical cursor clicks flashlight*
Backpack: THAT'S IT! GIVE THE FLASHLIGHT TO DORA!
Me: Oh God.
Backpack: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM DELICIOSO!
Me: Why did you eat tape and a screwdriver?
Me: That's gonna hurt when you take a mighty backpack sh*t.
Dora: Do you have the flashlight?
Me: Yes.
Dora: GREAT! NOW WE CAN GO THROUGH THE WOODS!
Boots: AND I WON'T BE SCARED.
Me: I HOPE A WILD BEAR KILLS YOU BOTH.
*Finally at Grandma's house*
Dora: !Lo hicimos! We did it!
Me: You just said the same thing twice.
Dora: YAYYY
Me: ...
Dora: What was your favorite part?
Me: ...Well.. I have to say I enjoyed the part where--
Dora: I LIKED THAT PART TOO!
Me: B*TCH I DIDN'T FINISH.
Me: F*CK THIS. I'M NEVER WATCHING DORA AGAIN.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC

preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
"real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
preschool: the only education you'll need.

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guyonagirlsite
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 8:26pm UTC

By May 2013,
Internet Addiction will be a diagnosable mental disorder.
See you guys in therapy ♥

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UnicornHoran
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Today a boy called me ugly.
Lol I'm joking.
Boys don't talk to me.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC

oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 5:03pm UTC

''When I saw you
I fell in love, and
you smiled
because you knew...''
-William Shakespeare

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwar, a golden retriever, and two Puerto Rican children.

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