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  1. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    laughing sarcastically, then making a serious face.
    nmf


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  3. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 7:27pm UTC
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  4. Leahhxlynn Leahhxlynn
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 9:05pm UTC
    Thinking your legs look pretty good in your shorts..
    Then you sit down and
    BAM
    jumbo legs
    </3
    <<,if

  5. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #270
    Justin says 'Oh My Gosh' instead of 'Oh
    My God' because he respects God.

  6. xoxo23 xoxo23
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    that moment
    when he first tells you he loves you...♥


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  9. yazzyandty4ever yazzyandty4ever
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Earlier today, my brother was hit by a car.
    The driver was texting while driving.
    He saved my life.
    But now he's in the hospital.
    The doctors say he might not make it.
    As of two hours ago,
    It's a 60% chance he won't make it.
    If he doesn't, he will have died.
    For me.
    can I have 16 faves? 16 is his lucky number

  10. introspectivenika introspectivenika
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    That one friend
    that turns everything
    sexual...

  11. yamigoochi yamigoochi
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    Teacher: If you had a pound, and you asked your Dad for another pound, how much money will you have altogether?
    Student: A pound.
    Teacher: You don't know your Maths.
    Student: YOU DON'T KNOW MY DAD.

  12. RinaBoshmaf RinaBoshmaf
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 9:59am UTC

    *Girl & Boy fighting*
    Girl: suck.my.dick
    Boy: You don't have one -.-
    Girl: Well, that makes two of us.

  13. _soccerflipper_x _soccerflipper_x
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 7:06am UTC
    I stay up late every night
    & realize it was a bad idea
    in the morning.....♥

  14. YumYum YumYum
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 10:58am UTC
    Dear stalker,--> I can CLEARLY see you are stalking mebecause you liked my fb status Sincerely,posted 3 days ago...♥


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  16. meggieb131 meggieb131
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 10:15am UTC
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  17. Belieberz Belieberz
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 6:37am UTC
    Dear Mom, Please stop telling me not to play with my food. You spent the first two years of my life pretending it wasn an
    airplane

  18. sassysparkel007 sassysparkel007
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    We all have that;
    gay friend,
    that doesn't know their gay yet♥♥♥.

  19. miss_emma_louiseXxxxx miss_emma_louiseXxxxx
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 7:22am UTC
    That Awkward
    eye contact,
    with somebody who used to mean the world to you.

  20. GonnaWalkAway GonnaWalkAway
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:13am UTC
    ''Please sign in!''
    What? I thought I was signed in?
    -Signs in -
    ''Your already signed in silly!''
    ''WHAT THE HELL?''

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