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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Science teacher: Oh, I still have powdered sugar in my class
    Classmate: Why do you have powdered sugar?
    Science teacher: Because it looks like cocaine.

  2. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    I'm just warning you;
    If you're easily offended, hate cursing, find sexual jokes and flirting immature, you shouldn't talk to me.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Oh, so you're into girls who don't follow rules, huh?
    *bites into string cheese stick without peeling* Mmm taste the rebellion.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    I'm in love with cities i've never been to
    and people i've never met

  5. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    If you're ever feeling bad about yourselft,
    just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and this one girl wrote "It was Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween" for her opening sentence.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    how f-ked up would be if the last sentence
    of the last Harry Potter book was "And then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase

  7. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Friend: So what do you look for in guys?
    Me: A pulse, usually

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    this guy
    at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
    I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  9. haynaww_17 haynaww_17
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    Interveiwer
    "So what are a few things that have inspired you lately?"
    Tyle, the creator
    "To be better than everyone, because i hate everyone."

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    my talents (may) include:
    tricking people on the internet into believing i am a cool and funny person

  11. barakat* barakat*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    birthdays are dumb and here is why;
    it's another year closer to leaving,
    it's the number of times you've been around the sun;
    it's the number of years ago you could have died -
    all rolled into one;
    so what is there to celebrate,
    if we're just counting to our deaths?


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    if i ever become famous i'm going to
    create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

  14. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  15. lyssaroo7 lyssaroo7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    Someone
    asked,
    WHY DO YOU LIKE
    HIM SO MUCH? ♥
    but before i could reply, my best friend
    put her hand over my mouth and said,
    DON'T EVEN GET
    HER STARTED. ♥
    -credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

  16. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

  17. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  18. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  19. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  20. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

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