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January 15, 2016 8:06pm UTC

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body could store all this personality.

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January 15, 2016 7:58pm UTC

Never píss off someone who bleeds for 5 days, every month and doesn't die.

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January 1, 2016 4:42pm UTC

Everyone's getting into relationships and you know what I'm getting? Some more food, brb.

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*mysterious.mah*
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November 12, 2015 6:48pm UTC

Dear Life,
When I asked if my day could get worse,
it was a rhetorical question
not a challenge.

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October 3, 2015 2:26pm UTC

In 2007, a customer gave a Pizza Hut waitress a $10,000 tip after hearing she had financial troubles and was forced to quit school.

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September 26, 2015 7:36pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're singing a song that you're supposed to hate.

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September 20, 2015 12:52am UTC

Perfect has 7 letters and so does 'meeeeee'.
Coincidence? I think not.

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August 19, 2015 8:32pm UTC

Do you ever look at your life and think, 'What has the internet done to me?'

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August 15, 2015 5:00pm UTC

How nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people, the hotter you get.

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*mysterious.mah*
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June 14, 2015 5:08pm UTC

Butterflies? I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I see you.

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*mysterious.mah*
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June 4, 2015 8:46pm UTC

Remember when I asked for your opinion?
Yeah, me neither.

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*mysterious.mah*
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June 3, 2015 1:35pm UTC

Let's all take a moment and be thankful spiders can't fly.

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*mysterious.mah*
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June 3, 2015 1:29pm UTC

Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.

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*mysterious.mah*
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May 31, 2015 3:06pm UTC

Life is fair, people aren't.

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May 24, 2015 6:26pm UTC

'You wore that before.'
'Yeah, that's because it's my shirt and I have a washing machine.'

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May 24, 2015 6:26pm UTC

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soup opera.

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*mysterious.mah*
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May 23, 2015 5:56pm UTC

Bandaids don't fix bullet holes.

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May 18, 2015 8:15pm UTC

Everybody should stop making fun of Justin Beiber. That poor girl.

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*mysterious.mah*
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May 18, 2015 8:13pm UTC

Things that shouldn't be broken:
1) Hearts
2) Promises
3) Condoms

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*mysterious.mah*
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May 8, 2015 7:34pm UTC

Please, if you're going to insult me over the Internet, at least spell correctly.

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