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*mysterious.mah*

Status: instagram: mysterious.mah

Member Since: 4 Jul 2013 08:58pm

Last Seen: 11 Sep 2020 07:20am

Birthday: January 10

Location: CA

Gender: F

user id: 365167

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Hi!
I'm 17.
My B-day is Jan 10, 2001
I love to sing and hopefully one day that will be my career along with acting, modeling, fashion designing, photography, and film.
I am also into having a career in the FBI or CIA. 
My back up plans have back ups.
My favorite tv show is PLL, The 100 and The Originals. 
Follow me on Instagram, my username is mysterious.mah .
Also, my goal is to go to UCLA with a full scholarship, and hopefully play volleyball on their team.


(Steve followed me on 11/06/2014)  

1. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2015 7:28pm UTC
   Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it.
   
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2. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2015 8:15pm UTC
   Wait let me grab you some tissue, your bullshit is leaking out the sides of your mouth.
   
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3. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2015 5:40pm UTC
   Our hair turning gray is like our body running out of ink.
   
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4. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2015 5:39pm UTC
   Looking for a once in a lifetime experience?
   Go skydiving with no parachute.
   
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5. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2015 5:38pm UTC
   You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.
   
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6. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2015 8:05pm UTC
   Creeping so hard on someone's instagram that you end up on their best friend's brother's cousin's sister's boyfriend's account level deep.
   
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7. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2015 8:03pm UTC
   Happiness comes from within. That's why it feels good to fart.
   
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8. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2015 8:03pm UTC
   I'm 99% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care.
   
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9. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2015 8:22pm UTC
   Winning isn't everything. Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also important.
   
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10. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2015 8:21pm UTC
    The worst thing is when you have a song stuck in your head but you only know one line.
    
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11. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2015 8:39pm UTC
    There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
    
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12. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2015 8:33pm UTC
    Life Tip: When nothing goes right, go to bed.
    
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13. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2015 8:31pm UTC
    Not everyone you lose is a loss. Unless it's me, then it sucks to be you.
    
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14. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2015 7:48pm UTC
    Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
    
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15. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2015 7:40pm UTC
    Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
    
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16. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2015 11:49pm UTC
    A good friend would offer you an umbrella when it is raining. A best friend would steal and yell "RUN B*ITCH, RUN!"
    
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17. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2015 8:39pm UTC
    Grammer
    Knowing the difference between:
    Knowing your sh*t.
    and
    Knowing you're sh*t.
    
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18. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 6:18pm UTC
    I have no time for stupid people but they sure do have time for me.
    
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19. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2015 6:17pm UTC
    If you're a millionaire and yet you don't own a slide from your bedroom to the pool, you're doing it wrong.
    
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20. *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2015 11:38pm UTC
    If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean.
    If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious.
    If a little kids says your ugy, your ugly.
    
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