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  1. Ollie Ollie
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Love the person
    who saw you
    when you were
    invisible.

  2. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 1:23pm UTC
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  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    I feel so bad for women competing
    in the olympics while on their period.

  4. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Dad: why are your eyes red?
    Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
    Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

  5. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Me in the shower:
    Me: *turns water on*
    Me: *grabs phone*
    Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
    Me: *checks time*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh chiz
    Me: *gets in shower*
    Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
    Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
    Me: ahh, this'll be better
    Me: *steps in shower once again*
    Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
    Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
    Me: okay, this will work.
    Me: holy crap it actually worked
    Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
    Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh right, soap.
    Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
    Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
    Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
    Me: *washes hair*
    Me: *washes face*
    Me: *drops shampoo*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
    Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
    Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: guess i better get out now..
    Me: *turns off water and gets out*
    Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: shh that never happened
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
    lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 8:15am UTC
    Me: Oh look, a bruise.
    Me: I bet that will hurt if I poke it.Me:Bruise:Me:Bruise:Me:Bruise:Me:*pokes bruise*

  8. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    OMG, Witty just changed!
    Rest In Peace, Old Witty.

  9. StayForeverReckless* StayForeverReckless*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    I t 's n o t t h a t I h a v e s o m e t h i n g t o h i d e . . .
    I just don't like people touching my phone.
    nmf,

  10. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:28am UTC
    WHO CARES.
    Who cares if you like One Direction or not?
    Who cares if you like the Hunger Games or not?
    Who cares if your a girl or guy?
    If you're straight, bi, or gay?
    If you do drugs?
    If you drink or not?
    I don't and neither should you.
    Witty Profiles has turned into sides.
    We are suppose to be one side not a million.

  11. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    ♥ .Chapter 20.♥
    “Do you have everything?!” I yelled into the phone at Jaycie, waiting for Jake to show up at the beach.
    “Yeah, I’ve got everything, and all the girls are where they need to be!” She said happily.
    “Alright, thanks Jaycie.” I said relieved. “Here comes Jake, got to go, bye!”
    I smiled at Jake, who was completely oblivious to the situation he was about to be in.
    “Ready?” I said calmly, grabbing his hand.
    “I’m not sure what for, but I guess.” He laughed, following behind me.
    I drug him over to a table for two placed in a vacant area on the beach. I motioned him to sit down, and he just kind of gave me a weird look.
    “Oh just do it.” I giggled, slowly inching the ropes out from behind my back. “Now, close your eyes.”
    “Okay.” He said unsurely, closing his eyes.
    “No peeking, it’s a surprise.” I said sternly, wrapping ropes around him in various directions.
    “Now you can open.” I said in a b//tchy tone, while folding my arms.
    “What are yo-“
    “Girls!” I shouted, cutting Jake off.
    One after one, all of Jake’s ex-girlfriend’s began standing next to me. All of the girls that Jake had screwed over in previous relationships, ready to seek revenge.
    “Remember her Jake?” I said, pointing to one of the girls. “This is Caitlyn. In the 5thgrade, you asked her out and then dumped her over text message.”
    Jake wriggled his arms, trying to break free, but Jaycie and Zoe only pulled the ropes tighter.
    “And remember her Jakey?” I said, pointing to Taylor. “You told her you loved her, and then you broke up with her in front of the entire 6thgrade class.”
    Jake avoided eye contact, while guilt filled in his eyes. I didn’t feel bad though, he put all of us through hell, and now, it was his turn.
    I continued running through the girl’s names, explaining to Jake how he had screwed them over.
    After I had finished, I got close to Jake, staring him right in the eyes.
    “Remember me, Jake?” I whispered, my minty breath pushing against his lips. “When I was 13, you asked me out. You were the only guy I had ever liked, and then 5 months later, you broke up with me, like it was nothing.”
    The regret in his eyes was impossible to not see.
    “You and your friends, you humiliated me.” I said softly, staring him down. “And now, it’s your turn. Your turn to suffer, your turn to feel rejected, and worthless. I hope you’ve learned your lesson.”
    I began walking away, knowing that Jake had gotten what he deserved.
    “This is why you don’t mess with girls like her.” I said to Jake, turning around one last time. “This is why you don’t mess with girls like her, or girls like us, and this is especially why you don’t mess with
    Girls Like Me."
    The End♥ I can't believe this is the end :( You guys have been so supportive, and amazing, and I really can't thank any of you enough♥ You guys are the reason i'm still here, and I could not possibly ask for better readers.♥I know this isn't the way a lot of you wanted it to end, but I think you'll be suprised by the epilogue (: I know this IThe epilogue will be up tomorrow, hopefully. I love you all♥
    xoxo Stay Beautiful♥

  12. CaseyNicoleRamz CaseyNicoleRamz
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    everyone is making quotes like 10 year olders get drunk, high, and have i phones
    my 10 year old sister is obbsessed with wwe, pokemon, and cartoon network....

  13. nightjade nightjade
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    It'd kind of funny how in 2010 and 2011 we were all freaking out about 2012. And here we are now 6 months away from December and no one gives a crap.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake
    and tears build up quickly and fall
    fast.You're bent over or crouched
    trying to suck it in and not make any
    noise but it hurts too much to hold it
    in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
    comes the loss of breath which sucks
    because not only you're crying out loud
    but you think you sound dumb for not
    breathing too.
    It's just a mess...

  15. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Dear people saying that it was the Hash Slinging Slasher that flickered the lights in Sponge Bob,
    No. He did not. Incase you don't remember correctly, which you obviously don't, It was Nosferatu flickering the lights. The Hash Slinging Slasher didn't go near the lights, and he didn't exist.
    So shush.
    Sincerely, A person with odd pet peeves.


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  17. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    Yes, I'm 15 years old.
    Yes, I stand in the shower so water drips down my fingers.
    And yes, I pretend I'm a superhero.
    Problem?

  18. abbygrace101 abbygrace101
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    I'm gonna go look that up on bing!
    -Said no one ever.


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  20. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 4:38pm UTC
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