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yourcool
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Cool Story Bro,
next time, take out the part where you started talking.

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dreams_come_true
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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animallover721
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 5:49pm UTC

LISTEN UP WITTIANS
So, in order to do this you need to
FOLLOW THESE STEPS
Step 1: Comment a sentence on any topic in the whole entire world. Seriously, it can be on ANYTHING!
Step 2: I will put ALL of those sentences together to make a story.
Step 3: When it's all done, I will post it on every single profile of the people who participated, and fave a bunch of their quotes too!
THREE EASY STEPS!

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kdsmith2398
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 2:03pm UTC

kaiilovesyou format and fade.
Did you know..that leap year was created after the Mayan Calander.
So, if it was never created, today would be July 29th, 2013.
So..technically the world was supposed to end 7 months ago.
Mind=Blown.

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 4:57pm UTC

Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.

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irocksocks123
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 8:02am UTC

Fave for Direction Infection
Comment for Bieber Fever

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carissalogue
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 6:39pm UTC

The Awkward moment when...
You try to illegally Download music it dosent work and you automatically think......
OMG the FBI are on to me.... o_O

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dancergrl101
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 7:32pm UTC

That awkward moment
between your birth and death.

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Anniee91
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Fave for..
A name that would sound cute with yours.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC

If you have a dirty mind, you'd agree with me when I say
Squidward's eyes & nose make a package.

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lovexxyou4
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 5:55pm UTC

Fave for a name
that sounds cute
with yours... and
the first thing i
notice about you(:

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:04pm UTC

I get really annoyed
when i shave my legs and miss that one little spot.
-____-

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_broken615_
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC

If Spongebob is
the main character, why is Patrick the star?
♥
just a thought:) nmf/follow for a follow

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 5:04pm UTC

*Crush steals food*
Heyy! *flirty push*
*Regular person steals food*
GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD BATCH!
*punches them*

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Friends: Oh my God, my boyfriend bought me this amazing necklace and told me he loved me.
Me: Sometimes, old people say hi to me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC

"I need a new profile picture."
*takes picture*
*looks at it*
"Now I remember why I don't change my proifle picture."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 1:00pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
How I finish a presentation:
"So.. yeah."

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC

i dare you to fav this..
and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.
♥

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