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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Fun fact about pants with "fake pockets".
The pockets aren't actually fake. You have to rip out the seam. The reason they're sewn shut is so they stay flat and, well, not wrinkle before you buy them. But, seriously, they're real pockets.

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ciaraperrone1996
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 8:03pm UTC

Format chickittylover
I don't mind spending every day
out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken
smile, ask her if she wants to stay a while.

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ciaraperrone1996
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 4:01pm UTC

“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.” ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

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ListenToTheLyrics
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 8:42pm UTC

BABY, WE WERE BORN TO RUN

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x_makayla_x
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Yes I'm Irish
But that dosnt mean:
I'm Ginger
I eat patatoes all the time,
I scream the word patatoe randoml,
i know or am related to Niall horan (even tho
I wish i was)
We sit around the camp fire irish dancing
, telling ghost storys and eating potatoes
I wear green everyday,
I have a pet leprichaun
or any other weird things your hear about
the irish.
We do most of the stuff you's do
j
Just to be clear thanks:)

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Bubbles:-)*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 2:47pm UTC

We are small, some are tall
We are diffrent from them all,
Ireland is our pride,
As the Irish Sea comes in to tide,
The Cliffs Of Moher side by side,
The GAA is our pride,
Taking All-Ireland Finals in our stride.
You stare up at the Irish twilight,
In the sight of the countryside,
Now you know why.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Everyone on this site is either an absolute sweetheart or
that little sh.t in your History class that you want to punch in the face.

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NothingButAbby
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 8:18pm UTC

I want a boyfriend who...
- Will let me borrow his hoodie
- Smells good
- Likes the same kind of music as me
- Will kill and sacrifice my enemies before smearing their blood on his face like a tribal mark
- Is a cutie patootie

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NothingButAbby
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:06am UTC

If I was any hungrier right now, Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie would adopt me.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:42am UTC

So I'm home alone and I get a pervy prank call:
Me: Hello?
Caller: *heavy breathing*
Me: Excuse me?
Caller: *heavy breathing*
Me: I'm hanging up now
Caller: If you can guess what's in my hand you can have it
Me: Well if it only fits in one hand you can f.u.cking keep it
Me: *puts phone down*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:47pm UTC

I don't always talk to people with "swag",
But when I do, I ask them for a large fries.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:43pm UTC

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Fine. Don't text me back.
I like food better than you, anyways.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 12:45pm UTC

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I was going to make a quote about fat people in short shorts.
then I realized I'm wearing short shorts.

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bye*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:56pm UTC

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Photo
Place
Life Event
What's on your mind?
him. everything he says to me. his smile. the way he treats me. his eyes. his walk. his voice. everything about him.
♞Friends ▼
Post
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/aellyniq

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:36pm UTC

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta

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MaddyWaddy
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May 7, 2013 7:59am UTC

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Amenah
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 9:44pm UTC

"Are you okay?"
I have no idea how to answer that anymore. I'm not okay, but I'm not not okay either. I'm confused. I'm in the middle.
I'm gray, & I like it.

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BravoSierra
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May 7, 2013 12:38pm UTC

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Thank you, warning label.
I was just about to take this lamp in the shower with me.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 9:14pm UTC

I'm the man with the cheese.
I'm the man with the jerky.
We put em both together.
And it really workey.
Cheese Jerky.
Say what say what?

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BravoSierra
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May 7, 2013 12:58pm UTC

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A mosquito just landed on my boyfriend's face.
It was one of the hardest decesions of my life.

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