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  1. soccergrl5513 soccergrl5513
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    karolyn- is there cameras in the bathrooms?
    me- i dont think so
    karolyn- the custodians are PERVES!
    i love karolyn sooo much ur too funny lol god times ily<3

  2. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 10:45pm UTC
    I hate it when...
    people are like go f*ck yourself!!
    i just sit there thinking to myself isn't that a little difficult?
    credit to mee i think. Comment me if i jocked it from you and ill either add credit by adding a comment or just delete it. You can pick.

  3. pandacutie pandacutie
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2009 8:14pm UTC
    WHEN YOU LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE,
    don't cry.
    it's alright.
    instead, you should
    celebrate
    _.·´¯`·×» the life they had
    mine*<3
    rip great grammy<333

  4. mynameisnotmaja mynameisnotmaja
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 3:00pm UTC
    Déjá Vu*
    When you think you're doing something you've done before,
    it's because God thought it was so funny,
    he had to rewind it for his friends.

  5. rachaelloves3oh3 rachaelloves3oh3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 7:17pm UTC
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  6. xoxhayleylxox xoxhayleylxox
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    June 3, 2009 3:59pm UTC
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  7. waitwhatxx12 waitwhatxx12
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 7:03pm UTC
    i'm the girl that would
    choose sweatpants over skirts anyday. i'm the girl
    whose room looks like a tornado went through it. i'm
    the girl that doesnt wake up extra early to look nice.
    i'm the girl that has two hairstyles ; up or down. i'm
    the girl that eats . i'm the girl that can't walk in heels
    without killing myself .. or someone else. i'm the girl
    that doesn't pretend to be stupid. i'm the girl that
    means what she says. i'm the girl that manages to
    hold myself together, and say i'm fine, even when
    everything is going wrong. i'm the girl with her
    middle finger held high. i'm the girl thats tougher
    than a lot of guys. and i'm the girl that really doesn't
    care what people think.

  8. theycantdiagonse theycantdiagonse
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2009 4:48pm UTC
    &+ break her heart*
    and I'll sneak over to your house and carve your name into your parents cars,
    take your bike from the backyard and throw it in the dumpster on Trashday,
    break into your room and steal your cellphone and run over it in your driveway,
    and then I'll have a nice loooong chat with your Mother Dearest.
    Yeah, it was a mistake letting me know where you live.
    :]

  9. spongebobbabex0 spongebobbabex0
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 12:44pm UTC
    This is a true story:
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endure
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly cries
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    "Please God, why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    And the poor child was beaten
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    "You deserve to die
    You worthless piece of s***!"
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    Then quickly barged in
    Everything quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the little girl
    Lying dead on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    fav this if your against child abuse

  10. elizagrace elizagrace
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    May 30, 2009 10:14pm UTC
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  11. cheerx342 cheerx342
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 8:16pm UTC
    OneTwoThreeFour
    i declare a love war;
    FiveSixSevenEight
    damn, i hope this boy is straight.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. stsx0x stsx0x
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 3:04pm UTC
    I'm sick of the drama.
    I'm sick of being best friends with someone one day, and
    then hearing that they were talking behind my back. But
    then again, what kind of friends are these if t h i s is how
    they act? I'd be better off hanging out with my enemies.
    completely mine, vent.

  14. x3x3jackieex3x3 x3x3jackieex3x3
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2009 9:48pm UTC
    the perfect boyfriend recipe;
    2 1/2 cups of funny
    5 3/4 cups of sweet
    1 tablespoon of shy
    4 cups of nice
    2 1/2 cups of silly
    &
    1,000,000,000,000,000,000
    cups of loving me
    <3
    credit_please (:

  15. kylenek10 kylenek10
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2009 8:32pm UTC
    Jack and jill went up a hill
    to SmOkE some marajuana.
    -==-==-==-==- Jack got high
    pulled down his_ _ _ - f l y
    and asked Jill if she 'wanna'
    Jill s a i d yes ; toook off her
    dressss ---------------------------
    & then they had some fun (:
    --But stuppid Jill Forgot Her
    /\/\/\/ P i L L \/\/\/\/
    and now they have a son :0

  16. NUTZ004life NUTZ004life
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2009 4:28pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. sxcsim sxcsim
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 2:24pm UTC
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  19. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    Yeah, it is true :
    I wear his sweatshirt despite
    any xx temperature
    because I simply love how it
    ♥smells ♥ like ♥ him♥
    && I may be weird, but when
    I'm wearing it.. I feel like he's
    somehow surrounding me &
    I feel safe.

  20. XxJessxisxherexX XxJessxisxherexX
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2009 6:07pm UTC
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