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  1. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 11:57pm UTC
    &&Have you noticed
    that all the [[hot guys]]
    turn out to be man whores and a.s.s.e.s

  2. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2009 11:41pm UTC
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  3. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 2:19am UTC
    Best Friend...
    The person you can't
    be mad at for over an hour
    because you have something
    important to tell them!!
    credit to drew_59e on photobucket!!

  4. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 2:12am UTC
    Big girls dont cry!!
    they get even!!
    saw it on dolliecrave.com
    credit to them^^

  5. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 2:08am UTC
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  6. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 10:45pm UTC
    I hate it when...
    people are like go f*ck yourself!!
    i just sit there thinking to myself isn't that a little difficult?
    credit to mee i think. Comment me if i jocked it from you and ill either add credit by adding a comment or just delete it. You can pick.

  7. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    hey all you twilight lovers!
    h e r e ' s a p e t i t i o n f o r y o u !
    Sign & Stop Twilight Haters
    Petition Peeps Sign Here
    -maddayy.<twilight is my passion>
    ilovenickjonas__x3- i love twilight!
    xoChandlerox8; eff all them haterss
    MuSiCxx16-addicted to Twilight<33
    love2laugh- i looved twilight!! i say keep the twilight quotes!! <33
    robertpattinsonequalslife146 <--- as you can tell i am a big fan of twilight too!=]
    Taymac17-Twilight rocks!!
    bubbleliiciiousx3 -- i love twilight!!
    peenutbutrnkelly --- <333 TWILIGHT
    UluvME7400----Twilight is the best book Everr!!
    1inAmi11i0n--> twilight is AMAZINGG!!!!!
    ITSxNICKI- Twilight is ah-mazing! <3:)
    00_H3ATH3R_00- whoa!!! twilight is awesome
    jessica kayy :) twilightt for le lifee <<3
    Cant_wait_for_summer- I loveee Twilightt!!!!<333

  8. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2009 6:30pm UTC
    Bring Picture Quotes Back!
    Let's get a petition. Re-post this with your witty name if you want picture quotes back.
    Let's try to get 100. Favorite this and re-post, re-post, re-post.

  9. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 6:18pm UTC
    sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

  10. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
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    May 25, 2009 6:07pm UTC
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  11. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 9:12pm UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?

  12. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    im sorry about posting this. i adore you.
    DONT DIE!! I adore U
    Don't not cease reading you will regret it!
    girl meets a boy on a messenger
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at

  13. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2009 11:23pm UTC
    ( no cheating! you have to leave it the way you put it )
    add on to the list!:
    megan- meghan it is one spelling but the h wouldnt work): lol(:
    juaqcdobg - jacob
    bbriittssey01q12- britsey01 (my names brittany too so i put my account name!)
    jkastyie-Katie lol close lol
    gabvbvytty-gabbyy i havee reall good skill i was off just a littleee(:
    renee~Oh yea! i had my friend do it for me ^^^^^^ this person
    franki - Franki!! lol
    alexiks-alexis! hah darn!
    kara- ahh come on!!! my name IS kara!!! POOP
    taylor- yayayay my name is Taylor!!! <3
    c xazra - Cara .. haha, close
    bnreasnna --breanna...like 2 letters off
    hayley ~ hayley! you just type with the point on your elbow! :]]
    jesse~ ha my name IS jesse! yay! Hayley is completely right! its easy!
    kelsea- oh yehh, my name is kelsea! =] <3
    ssraz- aw mannn. its sara actually. (:
    dxnmfcfgtedsa- andrea.. ouch i was off!! hehe :]
    anjxdresa- Andrea =p
    xcastrklynm-catlyn.....easier with two i only used one
    michelle- michellee lol yes i did it!
    kiaqWI9AQ - Kasia Ik Im Talented =]
    Dza nas- Dana sooo close!! Skillage in the town!! =]

  14. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 4:20pm UTC
    test your tongue?
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    Once youve found the b
    Find The Mistake
    Once You've Found The Mistake
    Find the 1
    Once you found the 1.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​​.​​​
    Find the 6
    once you've found the 6...
    Find the N (it's hard!!)
    once you've found the N...
    Find the Q...
    Find the i
    make 2 wishes!
    as soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" if u don't ur wishes wont come true!!!U got twenty mins

  15. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 11:14pm UTC
    Please sign this if you feel the same way about these "FakeBusters"
    These "FakeBusters" are getting on my last
    nerve. Im very sick of them looking at poeple's pictures
    and assuming that they are fake. Its very annoying getting messages
    from these people saying that people are suspected as a "fake"
    And thats one thing i hate so very much.
    Labeling people. I get so mad at people, who like
    to label others. I have gotton over 15 messages
    from these "fakesbusters" saying that
    my friends are "fake" Now im only saying this because
    they do not have any right, what so ever
    to go around telling people that they are fake. Its immature
    and annoying. Im sick of it. And i am sooooooooooooooo done with it.
    Sign Your name if you feel this way too.
    * Cant_wait_for_summer

  16. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 6:36pm UTC
    Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
    girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys:whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back. ........
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.
    Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
    between you and your crush....
    -now copy and repost this.
    if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.
    if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever

  17. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 6:04pm UTC
    Dreams can come true!
    Credit too me well and Cinderella!

  18. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 8:22pm UTC
    My Friends...
    are the people who would be at a beach
    with you and scream at a random kid
    that you think is hot and say...
    "Heyy kid, my friend thinks your hot"
    credit if edit

  19. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 10:41pm UTC
    Natural Hair Color:
    [x] Brown - $100
    [ ] Blonde - $50
    [ ] Black - $15
    [ ] Bald - $5
    [ ] Other-$75
    Total: $100
    Eye Color:
    [ ] Brown - $50
    [ ] Green - $75
    [X] Blue $150
    [ ] Hazel $100
    [ ] Other - $15
    Total so far: $250
    [ ] Over 7′ - $200
    [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    [x] Under 5′4 - $95
    Total so far: $345
    [ ] 50 to 56 - $175
    [ ] 46 to 50 - $150
    [ ] 41 to 45 - $125
    [ ] 31 to 40 - $100
    [ ] 26 to 30 - $75
    [ ] 21 to 25 - $50
    [ ] 19 to 20 - $25
    [x] 0 to 18 - $100
    Total so far: $445
    Birth Order:
    [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
    [ ] First Born - $320
    [ ] Only Child - $250
    [ ] second born - $150
    [ ] Middle child - $100
    [X] Last Born - $100
    [ ] third born - $550
    [ ] fourth born - $300
    [ ] fifth born - $400
    [ ] sixth born -$215
    Total so far: $545
    [ ] I did like once - $400
    [ ] Only Holidays - $250
    [ ] Sometimes - $215
    [ ] YES - $200
    [ ] only weekends - $300
    [ ] Every other day - $50
    [ ] Once a day - $15
    [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    [x] No - $600
    Total so far: $1,445
    Shoe Size:
    [ ] 13+ - $300
    [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
    [ ] 11 to 12 - $400
    [ ] 7 to 10 - $500
    [x ] Under 7- $450
    Total so far: $1,895
    Favorite Colors (two):
    [ ] Green-$750
    [ ] Red - $600
    [ ] Black - $100
    [ ] Yellow -$475
    [ ] Brown - $300
    [x] Purple - $225
    [ ] White - $400
    [ ] Aqua - $350
    [ ] Orange - $300
    [ ] Blue - $300
    [x] Pink/Hot pink - $100
    [ ] Other - $500
    Total so far: $2,220
    Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
    [ ] Yes $0
    [ ] Nope-$1,000
    [x] some- $750
    TOTAL MONEY : $2,970

  20. Cant_wait_for_summer Cant_wait_for_summer
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 11:18pm UTC
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    >He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish. > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day


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