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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Peeta: Where am I.. What happened?
    Katniss: You're in the hospital, Peeta. You're fine.
    Peeta: Why am I in the hospital?
    Katniss: Because you have a concussion, Peeta.
    Peeta: Why?
    Katniss: Because Gale punched your head really hard.
    Peeta: But WHY?
    Katniss: Because you were singing 'Peeta And I Know It' again.

  3. XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Me: 30 years into the future
    My kid: Hey mom I met some new kids at school can I bring them over
    Me: sure
    My kid: -brings them over- This is my mom
    Me: Hello
    My kid: mom, this is Johanna, Finnick, Enobaria, Peeta, Prim, Katniss, Chaff, and Effie
    Me: Haymitch, I like your friends already.
    my quote ~ dont steal plese.
    XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX

  4. Eme101 Eme101
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:52am UTC
    ThAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
    Your Parent Calls You by Your Sibling's Name
    me: (reading that quote) yeah... must be real awkward for 19 kids and counting...

  5. Scarlettgirl8 Scarlettgirl8
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    "I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can,
    just by pressing her follow button."
    ~ Harry Styles ✫

  6. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:11pm UTC
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  7. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    You know, I don't find that the "Witty Popular" people
    are very nice
    I'm not saying all of them are mean, but most of them are
    Most of them think they are
    "All That"
    And try to make people feel bad
    I'm sorry, not for my opinion
    But I'm sorry if I offended anyone, I never said any names.. sooo...
    I don't want a fight, I'm just saying my opinion
    nmf

  8. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:46pm UTC
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  9. gymnast123500 gymnast123500
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 9:51am UTC
    Lets take a moment
    and thank steve for
    making the BEST
    wbsite ever! 1 fave=
    1 Thank you hug!
    WE LOVE YOU STEVE!

    nmf

  10. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    TeenagerPosts
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 fave if you
    found the mitsake.

  11. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    soooooo, am i like the only one that actually REALLY likes the new witty?

  12. dramaqueen607 dramaqueen607
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    So my sister desides to make garlic bread when I didn't know .
    20 minutes later I hear the fire alarm go off.
    And the toaster oven was ligit on fire.

  13. maaddiissoonn maaddiissoonn
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:04pm UTC
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  14. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I asked my girlfriend for a newspaper
    She told me not to be silly and gave me her iPad
    The spider didn't see it coming
    tumblr

  15. thesweetestmoments thesweetestmoments
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Embroidered.Kisses
    (2)
    ++++++
    “Ugh, why are you wearing long sleeves again?” Emmie pushed back her long, artificially blond hair behind her bony shoulder. “It’s, like, fifty degrees outside.”
    Alora stopped lipglossing her poised lips to give Emmie a quizzical look. “You talking Celsius?”
    “I haven’t talked to him since that New Year’s party. He’s such a loser,” Emmie shot a smile at a passing boy. Alora just rolled her eyes at Emmie’s stupidity.
    “I’m freezing,” I turned towards my locker to put away my science book but mostly to avoid Alora’s questioning eyes.
    “But you always wear long sleeves. You can’t always be cold,” Alora raised one eyebrow.
    I slammed my locker shut and started to walk away. “You guys talking about how warm it is isn’t going to make me any warmer.”
    The two quickly ran to fall into step on either side of me.
    This was who we were. And who we were was the most popular girls in school.
    The day had finally finished and we walked through the loud and busy hallway, most students chatting about what they were going to be doing that weekend, others screaming out random lyrics to “Friday” by Rebecca Black.
    For everyone else in that building, including the teachers, this was the best part of school; the weekend. For me, it meant a long two days alone with my family. Or more specifically, my stepdad.
    The weekends scared me.
    “So what are you guys doing this weekend?” asked Alora as she checked her twitter for the seventh time that hour on her phone. She looked up at Emmie who was busy winking at a boy across the school’s lawn that had a skateboard in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She sighed and looked over at me, but I was busy chewing my fingernails off.
    “What the h*ll? You’re gonna ruin your nails!” Alora swatted my hand and I turned sharply towards her.
    “Get your hands off me,” I snarled, startling Alora so much she took a couple steps back.
    I breathed in deeply and waved goodbye to Alora and Emmie as Byron pulled up next to the curb, rolling down his window to smirk in my direction. I knew that Alora was probably still shaken up and wanted an explanation for my outburst but I wasn’t in the mood. I walked down the cement steps and past the fountain.
    The fountain had a large version of our mascot, The Warriors, and the water pouring out of his mouth in the middle of it. On the bench around the fountain, a variety of people sat. I passed a couple geeks trading Pokémon cards, two girls texting and chewing gum loudly, and Kylie Marks and Will Cassedy holding hands and kissing each other as the water fell behind them. I refused to make eye contact with any of them until I passed a boy who was sitting alone silently, watching. His eyes followed me and my eyes followed his eyes.
    His body didn’t move at all.
    Only his eyes.
    He had blue eyes.
    “Yo, Mace!” Byron’s shouting brought me back to reality as I realized I was going to walk straight into a mud puddle. I tore my stare away from his and made my way to the car.
    I lowered myself into the black leather seats and Byron leaned over to kiss me on the cheek. I burrowed my eyebrows and stared straight ahead, thinking hard to figure out who that kid was.
    “Who was that dude?” Byron started to drive up the hill towards my neighborhood. “You were making some serious eye contact with him.”
    I shook my head. “I have no idea.”
    Byron laughed. “Well, I can make that kind of eye contact with you, too!” I smiled as he stared at me with his eyes crossed and a silly smile smeared across his face. He stuck out his tongue and I heard myself laughing.
    You see, I was already having an outer body experience before it happened.
    Before we got run off the road.
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  16. loveisjustlove loveisjustlove
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:02am UTC
    Thing wittians hate #1
    when people ask,
    "What's witty?"
    mq/mf
    shall i do a series?

  17. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:34am UTC
    Some guys facebook status said.
    "Anyone who supports gay rights must be gay."
    & His AMAZING girlfriend commented and said.
    "Oh. That's true, since I'm dating you.:"..
    .... Let the hoeing continue.
    #Isupport

  18. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    If a guy wants to date a guy, who are you to stop him?
    and if a girl wants to date a girl, who are you to stop them?
    People can date whoever the hell they want.

  19. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Wow, Witty changed?
    I didn't notice it!
    Thank you for making 1283469 quotes about it to remind me!

  20. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Dad: why are your eyes red?
    Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
    Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

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