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hariboteddy
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August 22, 2013 7:23pm UTC

do you know why smarties are called smarties.......
no me neither.

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 7:46pm UTC

She's the type of girl
who's willing to
risk it all.
She's the type of girl
who's willing to
love you with
all her heart
and
she's the type of girl
who's smiling but
dying inside.
(CYZ)
.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Crush: *stands*
Me: Oh baby stop being so adorable.

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imradioactive
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 7:26pm UTC

you without me is like a leaf without a tree.

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 7:23pm UTC

For you, I was a
Chapter.
F o r m e ,
[ you were]
the book.

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MissMajor
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August 22, 2013 7:52pm UTC

I think that the reason I'm afraid to tell him I like him is because of the fear of rejection. If I'm rejected I can no longer dream of what could be because any hope of that will be gone. Besides, I like fantasy a hell of a lot more than reality.

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Asking_Alexis
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Friend: *Sticks his tongue out at me*
Me: Now Brandon, if you aren't going to use that , I suggest you put that back in your mouth.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Sometimes,
You just need to step outside,
Get some air,
And remind yourself of who you are
And who you want to be.

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*Hooligan*
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August 22, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
And the worst part about cutting
is that no matter how hard I try... that blade always wins

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ThatMomentWhen*
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 8:09pm UTC

What are this???
-Jenna Marbles

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ChocoTaco
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August 22, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I hate when people on the Internet tell you, "It's none of your business."
News flash: Once you post an opinion or make an argument online it automatically becomes everyone else's business, and if you can't take hate then get off the Internet and go play mini golf or something.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC

my grandma just told me she always reads the last page of a book first just in case she dies and doesn't make it to the end.

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happiest*
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August 16, 2013 2:12pm UTC

What do boys even find attractive about b00bs.?They are literally a ball of fat on a girls chest,like if you can love me for the fat on my chest, why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of sh/t

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capsized*
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August 16, 2013 5:18pm UTC

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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dolph*
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August 16, 2013 2:03pm UTC

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother
because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

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bye*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 1:19pm UTC

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves
it’s considered encouraging suicide
and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison.
if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a c/unt.

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