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the_An0nym0usXD
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:22pm UTC

hello
hello
YOU'RE
NOT
UGLY

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Grainne12
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Crocs
Making humans look like idiots since 2002

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squishy
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC

The Minute
you stop making mistakes,
is the minute you stop learning
- Miley Cyrus
- OneDirection

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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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ChelseaMarieDennis
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 8:03pm UTC

My boyfriend was mad at me
When i gave him a note about how sorry i was
He look at me saying
"Chelsea It's fine," And pushes the note away from him
Then Grabs my hand and holds:")
I Don't Know what i would do without him<3

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tori69
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 10:32pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Convo with my boyfriend
Me:Do you ever think of a future with me?
Him:Ha well somehow you cam up in prom cause me and my friends were talking bout it cause everybody wanted to meet u and i was like junior prom, they asked that long? and i said that long, thats not that long and there like how long you want to be with her? And i said i would marry this girl:) and idk sometime i think bout having that perfect house for the both of us what we both wanted where we wanted alotta land and animals and maybe a son.and just being happy with you and being with you as much and long as i could<3
*i was so happy it was the cutest thing ever<3*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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the_An0nym0usXD
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:20am UTC

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Before someone gets their drivers license they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.ツ
format by the_An0nym0usXD

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 8:15am UTC

Follow your heart
but take your brain with you.

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katberndt1
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 12:05pm UTC

If you think you'll regret
something in the
morning... Sleep till noon.

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randi*
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 9:00am UTC

if you're not against gay/
lesbian/bisexual people, favorite. If you
are, comment. ♥

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taymurgan21911
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 11:08am UTC

Fan: We have some cupcakes for you.
Niall: Hallelujah!
nmf/nmq

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC

I wish I could take every kid
that looks in the mirror and says
"I'm not beautiful"
and get them to see what it takes to look like those people in magazines,
they would feel so much better about themselves,
because those photos aren't real..
-Miley Cyrus

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Person 1: I can draw really well!
Person 2: I'm really athletic!
Person 3: I write really well!
Person 4: I'm gorgeous!
Person 5: I'm hilarious and super likeable!
Person 6: I can dance really well!
Me: I can breathe!

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 6:50pm UTC

pain is temporary,
QUITTING LASTS FOREVER.

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h0peful
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:32pm UTC

What I want to say when i see pretty girls-
Me: stop having perfect hair
Me: stop being skinny
Me: stop being pretty
Me: stop getting boyfriends
Me: stop being perfect
Me: i hate you
Me: everytime i look at you i feel uglier
Me: why does my life suck right now
© format and quote by: h0peful

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KaTi3Gx3
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 9:33pm UTC

YOU USED TO SHINE
so bright,
BUT I WATCHED ALL OF IT F A D E.

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Beautiful_mystery
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:11pm UTC

She says she doesn't care,
But her eyes tell a diffrent story

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bubbleheart*
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 10:02pm UTC

This is my last quote,
Before I go into the mental hospital for treatment. I just wanna say thankyou all, So much. your support means so much more than you could imagine. I'm gonna walk into there with your words in my mind, that you all are there for me. It helped me. You guys, all of witty, is what is going to get me through my stay. When i come back, i'll write allll about my experience for anyone who's interested. I wont be able to write till I get back though. But i'd LOVE to come back to some support&love on my profile, just saayying<33 I'm leaving tomorrow morning. I'll leave in tears, i'm scared to death. but you guys helped me gain the strength to do this. You guys keep me strong<3 So, thankyou. sosososo much.
Ilove you.
If you read, thankyou<3 It means the world to me to have you guys there for me, everyone on witty, all my followers. I love you so much. Wish me luck. I need you guys. <33333
Here I go......
nmf

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