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CaliGirlSwag

1. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 1:25pm UTC
   Guy I Like: Hey.
   Guy I Don't Like: Hello you super wonderful, extremely beautiful, teriffic girl! You're the most amazing human being I have ever had the pleasure of meeting! You're unlike any girl I've ever met. You give me hope. There should be a holiday dedicated to you. The moon & stars don't shine as bright as you. I'm going to bake you a cake, because you're just so amazing! My love for you is unconditional, MARRY ME ALREADY.
   
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2. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 2:44pm UTC
   Stopping in the middle of a conversation to say,
   "You smell good."
   
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3. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 6:49pm UTC
   And not a day goes by
   where I dont think of you.
   
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4. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 3:04pm UTC
   losers lose
   winners win
   cheaters cheat
   & sinners sin
   dreamers dream
   criers cry
   fools believe
   & liars lie
   
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5. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   I wonder if he ever stops & thinks,
   " Man, I miss her. "
   
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6. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 1:35pm UTC
   Plot twist: They text you first.
   
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7. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 12:44pm UTC
   God Bless
   the poor families who were victims of the
   Colorado Movie Theater Massacre.
   12 people are dead including a 3 month old baby.
   Over 50 people are injured.
   All they wanted to do was go see The Dark Night,
   but some a**hole decided it was a good idea
   to tear apart & ruined lives that night.
   I don't live in Colorado, I'm not even from Colorado.
   I didn't know any of the people who were there that night,
   but one death, is one too many.
   I don't know about you,
   but they are all definitely in my prayers tonight.♥
   
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8. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2012 5:50pm UTC
   Isn't it funny how
   day by day nothing changes,
   but when you look back
   everything is different.
   
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9. CaliGirlSwag
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   I see your pictures on your facebook & I'm bruised.
   The way it ended kinda left me feeling used..
   
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10. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    I think it's sort of odd how,
    not all, but a good number of people who get top quotes on Witty spontaneously get cancer or some life threatening disease. Cancer or anything life threatening is not something to joke about & I have a deep respect for people who remain strong through it all. I just think it's a bit strange how some people will come down with the cancer bug post a few quotes about it, get 10,000 faves & 2,000 followers, & then magically they're all better. Seems a bit fishy if you ask me.
    
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11. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    I'm waiting for the day when he calls me up in the middle of the night
    & pours his heart out to me.
    
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12. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I want to be the type of girl
    that when I'm in a relationship, it's a big deal.
    People will stop & think,
    "Wow, he was good enough for her?"
    
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13. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Hey babe.
    You like, always say that.
    You want me to say something like "Yo my n*ggah what it do MUTHAFUKAH?!"
    ..no ._.
    
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14. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    "If you can believe something great,
    you can achieve something great."
    - Katy Perry ♥
    
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15. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    I want the kind of relationship where
    he'll go to the Mall with me & I'll play video games with him,
    he'll paint my toes for me & I'll clean his room for him,
    he'll buy Starbucks for me & I'll make sandwiches for him.
    I want a relationship where we can mess around,
    but also be serious.
    I want a relationship where we're totally in love,
    but bestfriends at the same time. ♥
    
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16. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Me: Mom stop, you're not funny. You never make jokes.
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: I made you.
    
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17. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    If you play with my hair until I fall asleep,
    I'll probably fall in love with you. ♥
    
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18. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    In a book, in a box, in the closet.
    In a line, in a song I once heard.
    In a moment on a front porch late one june.
    In a breath inside a whisper beneath the moon.
    There it was at the tips of my fingers..
    There it was on the tip of my tongue.
    There you were & I had never been that far,
    there it was the whole world wrapped inside my arms,
    & I let it all slip away..
    What do I do now that you're gone?
    No back up plan, no second chance, & no one else to blame.
    All I can hear in the silence that remains,
    are the words I couldn't say.
    
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19. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    I wonder if people ever look at me & think
    "I wish I was that pretty."
    because that's what I think
    when I look at everyone else.
    CaliGirlSwagFormat
    
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20. CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Legend claims:
    If you can't sleep at night,
    it's because you're in
    someone else's dreams. ♥
    
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