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  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    My mom told me I could be anything
    but as soon as I say I want to drop out of school
    to be a cat, she calls a therapist.

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Steve has really out-done himself with the Witty logo today

  3. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 1:47am UTC
    Away from laptop
    Me: mom i'm hungry
    Me: mom i'm bored
    Me: mom let's go to the park
    On laptop:
    Mom: Dinne-
    Me: NOT HUNGRY
    Mom: Hey! do you want to-
    Me: *sticks earplugs in ears*
    Mom: The weather sure is ni-
    Me: THE LAPTOP BRIGHTNESS
    IS MY SUN I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE
    GETTING AT

  4. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    My dad: So I'm thinking about buying you
    some crocs

  5. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Dog logic:
    I just came inside
    so let me out again

  6. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    When me and my internet friends are
    talking online we can't shut up but as soon
    as one of us calls the other it's the most
    awkward thing I swear

  7. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Beware -*rant*
    You have no idea how tired I am of seeing all these
    complaints about witty put into quotes. And I know
    that this isn't my first quote about the topic, and it
    s*cks because I haven't made a quote for a while
    and this is what it has to be? I know, witty has
    changed. But complaining about it over and over
    again won't solve anything, okay? yes, quotes have
    less favorites than they did some time ago, but
    that doesn't mean that witty is totally empty, we're
    still here, aren't we? I understand also that we've
    lost some old famous wittians, like jimmy who
    just hasen't had the time to come on or who knows
    what, and she's not the only one. But it's the same
    thing with that aswell, don't complain. Because It's
    not going to make them come back anyways. Wittians
    will always come and go, it's just how it is. I highly
    doubt that witty will die off for good. So please, just..
    stop? And something else I want to bring up is that
    maybe you guys don't realize that some things you
    say can be hurtful towards newer wittians, you know,
    the ones who weren't here when top quotes had around
    1,000 favorites? or whatever it was. Have you ever thought
    that it could play a role in why we don't have as many
    users as we used to? So next time you go to make a
    complaint quote, maybe you could think about it just a
    little more carefully? Because witty will be here for a long
    time, change just happens.
    And remember- not every witty famous person jocks.

  8. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    Me: omg so tired
    Me: *lays down and gets comfortable*
    Brain: the ring
    Me: what?
    Brain: you know the ring? I bet that girl
    is standing by your door right now.
    Brain: don't look now but I just saw a shadow
    figure in the corner over there
    Brain: 100% positive that you will die tonight
    Brain: or not
    Me: *almost asleep*
    Brain: THE GRUDGE THE GRUDGE

  9. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 1:46am UTC
    So if you
    listen to this as you fall asleep you
    will be able to lucid dream and i just
    think it's the coolest thing ever so here's
    the link;
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XxHi1Ons3o
    "A lucid dream is any dream in which one
    is aware that one is dreaming."

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Teacher: as you can see, these waves
    all flow in one direction
    Girl: *gasp* she just said on dire-
    Me: NO

  11. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Uh, did Witty like
    lose half of its members while
    i was in school or something?

  12. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Me: *checks watch*
    Me: it's feeding time
    Me: *posts opinion*

  13. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    What my family thinks I am:
    a brat who doesn't care about anyone but
    herself and her "fake" online friends. She's
    selfish, rude, and a disapointment half the
    time
    What my classmates think I am:
    a weird, sketchy girl who hardly speaks
    and is too weird to be seen with anyone
    because she's most likely to murder them
    What my friends think I am:
    a girl who should probably be in a
    mental hospital by now, she only
    has friends because they don't
    want to seem like loners. They
    don't even know anything about her.
    What I want to be:
    Understood

  14. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom: Is this your laptop?
    Me: Yes
    Mom: I'll throw it away if you
    don't clean your room
    Me: I'll throw you away

  15. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    Today at school i
    literally had a funeral for my pizza
    pocket and if that doesn't explain
    how much i love food i don't know
    what will

  16. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    Girls on Witty: I'm ugly ;-;
    Girls on witty: *have beautiful eyes,
    hair, faces, personality's, everything*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:..... So you're fcking joking right?

  17. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    So tomorrow is picture day at my school
    Should I look like a stoned monkey again this year or go for the really
    bad hair day look? it's a little more classy

  18. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Confession
    I don't know how to use
    HTML

  19. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    I have come to the conclusion that my
    milkshakes are infact the best there is.
    But for some reason you still fail to show
    up. Please inform me on what flavor you
    prefer because chocolate obviously isn't
    your thing.
    Sincerely, me

  20. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Me: *goes to a chatting site for the
    first time*
    Guy: hey wanna cyber
    Me: *smashes laptop with hammer*
    Me: *throws it into the woods*
    Me: *moves to argentina under
    the name "Pablo"*

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