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  1. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:53am EDT
    Men
    Fix things with duct tape
    Women
    Fix things with butter knives

  2. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:43am EDT
    You don't need super
    powers to be
    invisible

  3. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:32am EDT
    Sleeping Beauty Cinderella Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Hercules Mulan The Land Before Time The Fox and the Hound Beauty and the Beast The Little Mermaid Aladdin Pocahontas Toy Story Monsters Inc The Lion King The Princess and the Frog The Jungle Book Mary Poppins Up
    That was my childhood
    i had no clue what category to put this quote in

  4. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 5:48pm EDT
    Oh, I'm sorry, what'd you say?
    I was too busy thinking about what a stupid person you are.

  5. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:47pm EDT
    Plot Twist: Society accepts all people

  6. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 1:34pm EDT
    *Talking to a 10 year old*
    Her: You know the girl from iCarly?
    Me: You mean Megan.
    Her: No, Carly.
    Me: No, it's Megan.

  7. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:05pm EDT
    So I might be allergic to cats.
    I guess Im just going to be
    a crazy cat lady drugged on Benadryl

  8. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:55pm EDT
    *Trying to sleep at night*
    Me: ahh, bed swwet bed.
    Me: I AM TITAAANIIIUUUUUMMM!
    Me: David Guetta doesn't even sing in this.
    Me: Sleep, Brooklyn, Sleep!
    Me: OMG KESHA DIDN'T FALL OF THE PLANET!
    Me: WE ARE WHO WE AAREE!
    Me: Oh, that's an older song.
    Me: *Thinks of something*
    Me: OMG! THAT'D MAKE A GOOD QUOTE!! Better write it down so I don't forget it.
    Me: *Writes down*
    Me: Ok. Time to sleep.
    Me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
    Me: How long is this going to take?
    Me: *Thinks of 3 other good quotes*
    Me: *Writes down*
    Me: Okay, I have to sleep now.
    Me: No.
    Me: *Changes Position*
    Me: Ow, no.
    Me: *Changes Position*
    Me: UGHHHH NOT COMFORTABLE!
    Me: *Changes position fifty more times before I'm comfortable*
    Me: Omg, another good quote!
    Me: *Writes down*
    Me: Justin Bieber is sexy.
    Me: THAT SHOULD BE ME, HOLDING YOUR HAND, THAT SHOULD BE ME, MAKING YOU LAUGH, THAT SHOULD BE ME, THIS IS SO SAD, THAT SHOULD BE ME. THAT SHOULD BE ME BUYING YOU GIFTS.
    Me: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
    Me: Whatever. Go make out with Selena.
    Me: Okay, I have to get some sleep, I've been laying here for an hour.
    Me: *Almost asleep*
    Me: Hey, that'd make a good quote.
    Me: Ughh, I don't want to get up.
    Me: If I don't write it down, I'll forget it.
    Me: *Writes down*
    Me: Alright, sleep.
    Me: *repeats process fifteen times before eventually falling asleep*
    Yes. I came up with this quote last night while trying to sleep.

  9. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 10:46pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  10. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:06pm EDT
    Am I the only one
    that has a feeling that sometime in the next ten years
    something really bad is going to happen to them?

  11. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:07am EDT
    You know, my cat is always out getting other cats pregnant.
    I think condom companies
    should make condoms for cats
    and call them Kittens No More.

  12. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:10pm EDT
    No, I will not follow you back.
    If that is the only reason you followed me, then I happily invite you to unfollow me.

  13. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:38am EDT
    No hot guys anywhere: Looks like I came out of a magazine.
    Hot guys everywhere: Looks like I came back from the dead.

  14. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:27am EDT
    Beautiful mother + handsome father = me
    Now, shouldn't I look like
    a model instead of a mammoth?

  15. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:29am EDT
    Sometimes...
    You need to leave a girl alone to break down
    because she needs her space
    but
    Sometimes,
    You need to never leave her side.
    because you have no clue what she's
    thinking, or how much she needs someone right now.
    Its just a matter of figuring
    out when to do which.

  16. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 2:03pm EDT
    Yes, wi t t y has changed.
    Instead of complaining and making five million quotes about it, and spamming Steve's comments, why don't you thank him for working so hard to solve our problems? Or just making witty for us. Why can't some of you just be grateful for what you have?
    Thank you for witty Steve, I for one love the new change, and I love witty. Thank you for making it, and thank you for working hard to keep it running.

  17. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:43am EDT
    Crying so hard,
    for so long,
    that no more tears
    will come out.

  18. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:33am EDT
    It kind of sucks
    when you find out that who you thought was your
    best friend, turns out to be just another jerk that doesn't really care about you at all.

  19. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:23am EDT
    Smiling but
    we're close
    to tears
    format credit to heyystories

  20. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 4:09pm EDT
    That annoying moment when
    you have a mouthful of food and
    someone asks you a question.
    format by buki

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