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Buki

Status: This website still exists? Laughing @ 2011-2012 me

Member Since: 6 Nov 2011 09:09am

Last Seen: 22 Jul 2017 03:01pm

Location: Brooklyn Land

Gender: F

user id: 234902

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You can bandage the damage.
But you never really can fix a heart.

Hi there gorgeous.
I'm Brooklyn, and am just like any other girl trying to figure out her place
in this world all while holding on to being young as long as possible. Demi Lovato
is my inspiration and she means a lot to me. Music is my best friend. Kraft macaroni and cheese is not though. I'm extremely stubborn and stuck up, and am very opinionated and could come off as harsh to the naked eye, but once you get to know me I'm not that bad. Feel free to leave a comment, I haven't found a way to bite anyone through a laptop so you're safe. (;

Buki
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 1:25pm UTC

My daily routine:
1. Open fridge.
No Food.
2. Open cabinets.
No Food.
3. Open Freezer
No Food.
4. Repeat and lower standards until food is found.
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Buki
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Admit it,
You've paired last names with your name to see if they sounded good together.

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Buki
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July 7, 2012 3:38pm UTC

That awkward moment when
Bruno Mars can't catch a grenade for you because he's having a lazy day.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 12:06am UTC

Those runaway pieces of
cereal that you
chase with your
spoon for ten minutes.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 7:16pm UTC

I respect guys that
Can cook
are good with kids
Are nice
use proper grammar
Respect me.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Cute guy: Hey.
Me: Who paid you?

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Buki
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 5:06pm UTC

I want a love like Sleepless In Seattle,
A secret like Romeo & Juliet,
A life like a Disney movie,
An adventure like Up,
And a husband like You.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

So I got al l dressed up, was looking alright.
My mom asked me where I was going. My sad, sad reply. . .
"To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture."

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Buki
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Dude, she just said that you looked like a dorito.
Ah hell no! Hold my spray tan!

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Buki
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 1:14pm UTC

when your fingers are on the wrong places on the keyboard and your entire sentence is just random letters.
you highlightedthis didn't you?

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Buki
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:32pm UTC

that moment when you
find a really cute shirt
that you want,
and they don't
have it in your size.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Father: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy
Father: Come on! Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy.
Father: F*ck you! Say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Honey! I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you
Mother: Oh my goodness! Where did you hear that?!
Baby: Daddy
Father: Are you kidding me?!

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Buki
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Sorry, Niall Horan ate this quote.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Dear autocorrect,
Stop correcting my swear words you piece of shot.

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Buki
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 10:56am UTC

Admit it,
Y o u ' v e g o o g l e d
y o u r s e l f b e f o r e .

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Buki
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Einstein:
Genious mind
Franklin:
Brilliant mind
Edison:
Great mind
Gallielo:
Amazing mind
Me:
Nevermind.
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