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Buki

1. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2012 3:08pm UTC
   Take
   Chances
   
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2. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   I hate it when people can't keep a conversation going.
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3. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 3:24pm UTC
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4. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   "I'm not getting any younger!"
   Oh, really? I didn't know that,
   thank you for telling me!
   
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5. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 11:54am UTC
   I would hate to be
   in a life or death situation with a bear, because
   my last thoughts would be
   Aww! You are soo cute!
   
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6. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2012 11:14am UTC
   My thoughts are with those injured,
   the families of those killed, and
   all who were involved with the
   shooting at the premiere of The
   Dark Night Rises in Aurora, Colorado.
   
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7. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2012 4:19pm UTC
   "Act natural!"
   The sentence that has the power to make everyone do the complete opposite of natural.
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8. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   A relationship isn't a test
   so why cheat?
   
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9. Buki
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   Sorry, I'm not perfect.
   Now get over it.
   accidentallydeletedthisquotebefore.sorry
   
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10. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Follow me,
    I don't follow back!
    
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11. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    Call me a morbid freak but,
    if I ever meet Dora,
    I will take her eyeballs out
    of her head, stuff them
    down her throat and yell
    "Do you see the mountain now?!"
    
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12. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:58am UTC
    How most peoples brains work:
    Person: I'm going to get myself a well deserved apple after that three mile run.
    How my brain works:
    Me: I'm going to bake myself a well deserved cake after going down those stairs.
    
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13. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Mom: *Goes into an hour long ramble*
    Me: *Bored out of my mind*
    Mom: *Finishes long ramble*
    Me: Wait, I have a question!
    Me: *Asks question*
    Mom: *Goes into another long ramble.*
    Me: *Hitting myself out of hatred of myself*
    
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14. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Last night I was laying in my bed
    thinking about my goals in life
    And I decided to write them down. Somewhere where I will always see them, so I will constantly be reminded of them. So they will feel like they are realistic, that I can actually achieve them. I set a date for each of them, a realistic date. Probably longer than it will actually take, just so I have enough time. So I feel commited to them. My goals are kind of silly, but I keep imagining how great it will be when I've achieved them. So much, that I wanted to share with my witty girls. If you are reading this, I want you to get a piece of paper. I want you to write down, anything you want to achieve in life. Realisticly, the key is to be realistic, and believe in yourself. I want you to write them all down, and find a date for each that you know you'll have done it by then. I want you to put it somewhere that you will see it, each and every day. And if you have things on there you don't want other people to know about, then comment them on this quote if you'd like. I'll comment them on your profile, where you see them, hopefully everyday. But most of all, I want you to believe in yourself. Why? Because I believe in you. But I don't want you to just write them down and forget, thats the point of seeing them everyday. I want you to work towards them. Just believe, and you can accomplish it.
    I believe in you girls❤
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15. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Shoot me down,
    but I won't fall
    
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16. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Its my thousandth birthday,
    can I get a thousand faves?
    ❤
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17. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:18am UTC
    Al l of those unsolved murders?
    Guess they didn't
    forward that chain letter.
    
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18. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    "I have to study"
    Just kiddding, I just don;t want to talk to you.
    
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19. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Me: *Making myself a sandwich*
    Mom: *Walks in*
    Mom: Oh, sweetie let me do that for you!
    Me: Oh, sure. Thank you!
    Mom: *finishes making sandwich*
    Mom: *Walks off eating my sandwich*
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: -_-
    
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20. Buki
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    There are
    31,556,926
    seconds in a year.
    And you're on my mind for every one of them.
    
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