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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 10:06am UTC
    Make your 1D sentence
    Comment yours!♥
    Birthday Month:
    January: I Kicked
    February: I Kissed
    March: I Slept with
    April: I Partyed with
    May: I Had a laugh with
    June: I danced with
    July: I slapped
    August: I Shouted at
    September: I Held hands with
    October: I Farted on
    November: I Hugged
    December: I drew a picture for
    Eye colour:
    Hazel- Louis
    Favourite colour:
    Orange- Because i felt like it
    Purple- Because he asked me to
    Red: Because he fell in love with my best friend
    Pink- Because he loves me
    Blue: Because my unicorn flew to a field
    Green: Because he gave me a present
    Yellow: Because he hurt me
    Silver: Because my mum told me to
    Aqua: Because my cat ate a snail
    Other: to get money
    Comment yours!
    Not my idea
    Format by FormatsByMaisha - otherwise knows as MaiiEeeShaSha xoxo

  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. cmxoxoxo13 cmxoxoxo13
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Did you know?
    if you try to say the alphabet without moving your lips or tongue every letter will sound the same
    Fave if you tried :)

  5. LiviLover13 LiviLover13
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 7:02am UTC
    Am I the only one that doesn't pay attention to how many followers I have?

  6. UnderTheInfluence_ UnderTheInfluence_
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    The quote below this will describe you. Comment what you get.
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
    share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr
    get code

  7. Cupcake2422 Cupcake2422
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    I want to see
    If more people are younger or older
    <3 if your under 15
    comment if your over 15
    aha please do it[:

  8. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    83% of people wouldn't care if
    Niall Horan
    left One Direction.
    Favorite if you're part of the 17%
    who would fall to the floor crying//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥

  9. abbywight abbywight
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    >>Fave my quote and ill write a cheesy pickup line on your profile!<<
    not my format

  10. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    When life gives lady gaga lemons,
    She makes an outfit.

  11. Lolax3 Lolax3
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Does February march?
    No , but April may.
    {♥} if you get it.

  12. kaywee27 kaywee27
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    British: One Dye-rection
    Americans: One Der-ection
    Aussies: One Da-rection
    Chinese: One Da-re-shan
    Irish: Wonder-action
    Me: Homosexuals.
    This is not supposed to be hateful in anyway whatsoever. I'm a huge fan of the boys, I love them, if you're a true Directioner you'll laugh and understand. And if you don't laugh and understand then get out, bye.

  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. She_Loved_You She_Loved_You
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you forget your name because you memorized everything about fine dining
    like if you know where
    this is from

  15. IsabellaMadrid IsabellaMadrid
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Friend: How immature are you from 1-100?
    Me: 69
    Fav if you get it.

  16. Ally5796 Ally5796
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Im Not Gay...
    Format by Cookiedoughformats

  17. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I will follow
    Anyone who faves this quote
    i promise

  18. OmgGuessWhoJust OmgGuessWhoJust
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 11:06am UTC
    there is 5 things NOBODY can do.
    1) count every single strand of hair.
    2) find a perfect human.
    3) go to every single country in one day.
    4) draw something with absolutley no mistakes.
    5) tilt their head sideays while their tongue is out.
    lol, now put your tongue back in and fave.

  19. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Hearing 2 People Talk In A Foreign Language
    99% Wish they spoke that language
    1% Think: Those bxxches better not be talking about me.
    Fave if your that 1%

  20. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 2:48am UTC
    lazy fact # 1;
    can't reach it, don't need it


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