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YouthInRetrospect
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December 31, 2012 1:02pm UTC

I don't always panic,
but when I do, it's at the disco.
If you understood this, I love you.

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GoneCra2y
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December 25, 2012 3:28pm UTC

You know you're a WittyWarrior when you know:
- FramingMatthew <3
-The war about One Direction
-The war about Nutella
-The war about Gay Marriage
-The switch from the "old" witty to the recent

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HannahMontana99
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December 25, 2012 2:02pm UTC

History: who was the first President ?
Me: Mitt Romney?
Person: When Is Niall's birthday?
Me: September 13, 1993 at 8:04am

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伤*
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December 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC

"I reckon a real directioner isn't one that has millions photo's of us but who loves us unconditionally." - Harry Styles

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MsEmilyHoran
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December 25, 2012 10:48pm UTC

*Me most weeks*
Person: Hi, Emily!
Me: Oh hi! How've you been?
*Me on the week of my period*
Person: Hi, Emily!
Me: Prepare to die.

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blankwolf*
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December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC

How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
1. Go to Facebook.com
2. Right click anywhere on the page.
3. Click "View page source"
4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
the second the second most, and so on.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

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MyMindBook
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December 23, 2012 12:12am UTC

Do I need to cry in front of you?
So you can clearly understand how much you have hurt me?

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Sierra_Noel
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 9:26pm UTC

me: Omg, look at that hot guy over there!!!
hot guy: umm....is that a potatoe starring at me?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
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December 21, 2012 1:54pm UTC

Liam: "I like the fact that our fans have a poster of us in their room"
Harry: "And I love that they get undressed in front of us"

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sarahlikesbands*
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 7:51pm UTC

I really want to know
what it would be like
TO KISS YOU

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turnthatfrownupsidedown
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December 1, 2012 12:34pm UTC

My 12 year old sister has a date tonight,
& i'm going to be home on a saturday night.
yay.

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_superwhitegirlproblems
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November 30, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1483
When skinny jeans
don't actually make you
look skinny.
tumblr

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伤*
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December 1, 2012 1:50pm UTC

The boys w o u l d be in prison
IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE LIAM
- Ed Sheeran

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 2:30pm UTC

never fall in love;
fall off a cliff.
(it hurts less.)

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Eli22b
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December 1, 2012 3:16pm UTC

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCulture/EverythingElse/ComicsAnimeCartoons//Adventure+Time+Finn+amp+Jake+Suspenders-611196.jsp
Buy me those for christmas, and I'll love you forever

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 3:33pm UTC

GOODBYE, NOVEMBER
Hello, December.

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Eli22b
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December 1, 2012 3:59pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 9:59pm UTC

who needs swag when
you've got good grades?

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