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Brotip

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Member Since: 13 Apr 2011 07:57pm

Last Seen: 15 Aug 2012 06:30pm

user id: 165215

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Brotips.

Daily pieces of advice.
If you're looking for popped collars and x-box, we're sorry..
If you're looking for something everyone can relate to, you're welcome.
(this is not the official brotips.)
Dude. We're gonna be a little dirty. Deal with it.

Submit some brotips. Keep it cool, keep it short, make it relateable.


  1. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    Brotip #105
    Stop for a second and consider this:
    You can literally do whatever the f*ck you want.
    Brotip©

  2. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Brotip #104
    Gir's don't like "jerks".
    Stop saying that.
    There's a lot more to the guys
    they date than that label.
    They like rad guys.
    That's okay. You're rad.
    Brotip©

  3. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Brotip #103
    Nothing says "classy" quite like
    pictures with your middle finger up.
    Brotip©

  4. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Brotip #102
    Don't judge people by their music.
    Unless they listen to Nickelback.
    Brotip©

  5. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    Brotip #101
    Relationships come and go.
    Your haters are replaceable.
    But bros are forever.
    Brotip©

  6. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    Brotip #100
    Being a bro has nothing to do with gender.
    If you're always rad and forever legit.
    You've got what it takes.
    Brotip©

  7. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    Brotip #99
    Just a heads up: 90% of the things
    you worry about will never happen.
    90% of the things that happen
    will have never occured to you.
    Brotip©

  8. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Brotip #98
    Curious about what's happening at the mall?
    I'll save you some time.
    Today's forecast:
    16 year old gangsters and the
    13 year olds that f*ck them.
    Brotip©

  9. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Brotip #97
    Sometimes the answer to all of life's
    problems is to throw down on the dance floor.
    Brotip©

  10. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Brotip #96
    Everyone has an addiction but most
    of the time we call it something else.
    Don't let yours keep you from being awesome.
    Brotip©

  11. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Brotip #95
    Show everyone just how rad you are.
    There's nothing as rare as someone
    who isn't afraid to be themselves
    in front of the entire world.
    Brotip©

  12. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    Brotip #94
    If her name is Candy
    and her favorite artist is Ke$ha
    she might not be the marrying type.
    Brotip©

  13. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Brotip #93
    You never know what'll happen tomorrow.
    Carpe the f*ck out of this diem.
    Brotip©

  14. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    Brotip #92
    Some people are just bad news.
    Even if you love them, they
    aren't good for your life.
    Give them time to grow up.
    Brotip©

  15. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Brotip #91
    Insulting other people to make
    yourself look good is counterproductive.
    Brotip©

  16. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Brotip #90
    Never yawn.
    Brotip©

  17. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Brotip #89
    Stop trying to make fetch happen.
    It's not going to happen.
    Brotip©

  18. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Brotip #88
    If you're unhappy when you're not in a
    relationship, you won't be happy in one.
    Brotip©

  19. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    Brotip #87
    Being nice to people you aren't
    a fan of isn't being fake.
    It's called growing up.
    Brotip©

  20. Brotip Brotip
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    Brotip #86
    Whenever you do something awesome,
    look at whomever's around and go,
    "top that", It'll be ten times as sick.
    Brotip©

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