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  1. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 11:43am UTC
    So I was thinking,
    Isn't it a great idea to take everyone in your school's twerking videos/vines/picture/etc and burn them onto a cd and label them. Then if someone makes you mad you can keep their cd in a safe place. Then in highschool in senior year find out what college they applying to, and send the twerking video/vine/picture/etc to the college.
    ruining peoples lives since 2k12

  2. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    That doesn't hurt now,
    But in 2 weeks when I can't sleep at 2 am it will.

  3. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    IF YOU EVER FEEL BAD REMEMBER,
    I'VE:
    Laughed at a funeral.
    Broken my laptop more than once.
    Had my bathing suit top fall off. in public.
    Gotten my period in my favorite underwear.
    Gotten a lunch detention for laughing and talking to myself.
    Cried for half an hour.
    Spend time looking for my phone when it was in my hand.
    Fallen down the stairs more than once because my socks.
    Dropped my mascara in the tiolet.
    Left my straightener on all day.
    Burned myself with my straightener.
    Gotten kicked out of class for laughing.
    Lost over 50 dollars.
    Cried more than once in a day.
    Cried because my cramps hurt so much.
    Gotten mad at people for no reason MANY times.
    Tripped up the stairs.
    And much more(;;;

  4. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    If I know you there's a 110% chance I've stalked you and your whole family.
    I wish this was a joke..

  5. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Short replies are the reason I can't sleep at night.

  6. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    And things got again bad.
    It's not even that bad things are happening anymore,
    it's just I rather sit alone and not get up anymore.
    Because when I do,
    bad things happen.
    And I can't sleep anymore,
    It's not like last summer
    it's worse.
    I stay up all day and night.
    over anazyling everything and worrying and having panic attacks
    and sitting in my closet to calm myself down.
    But at least with this insomnia I've watched 4 seasons of gossip
    girl in 3 weeks.
    I mean people tell me to stay positive.

  7. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    if your ever feeling down,
    remember this was a real email I sent to my friend Kathleen in 5th grade.
    Thanks i dove you ill always be nice to you cause your so awesome and
    sweetie and so nice to me when i first got to school unlike anyone
    else and i thought that i had no friends in the class BUT I WAS
    TOTALLY WRONG NO JOKE i have never had a friend that saves me a spot
    at lunch every day . thats why im never mean or mad at you. your awesome and totally kool i dove you for
    aeaeaeaeae
    your bffl foraeaeaeaeaeaeaaeeaeaeaeeaeaeaeaeaeaaeeaeaeaeaeaaeaeeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeea+seven
    millon
    Brrooke the awesome

  8. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    *period ends*
    Plays in the background,
    IT'S THE BEST DAY EVER.
    i'm funny okay?

  9. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    If I like you
    there's a good chance i'll stalk you for the rest of my life
    :D

  10. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    just be thankful for right at this very moment
    you do not have cramps.

  11. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Sometimes at night I can't stop
    laughing because my life is joke.

  12. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    There are so many period quotes on witty,
    It should be called periodprofiles.com.

  13. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Fun fact;
    If you get me mad enough I will either,
    ignore you for the rest of my life, pull your hair,
    or burst into tears.
    im a pretty cool person.

  14. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    If you wrote a list of the times I considered to swim in my heavenly home.
    And God and His angels are all under water,
    And callin' my name once for all.
    Oh, and I had this hat that I lost in September,
    I miss you less than that, you know.
    Oh how can a man seek revenge on a woman he wants to believe has no soul,

  15. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    And I watched as the smoke
    floated magically like you
    left me.

  16. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    Have you ever took a blade to your wrist?
    Have you been skipping meals?
    We're going to try something new today,
    how does that make you feel?
    and they say metal has no meaning...

  17. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Favorite sayings ;
    can you not?
    how about no
    your mom
    whale then
    fall off a cliff
    just no
    the d wants you
    I want the d
    you're perf
    you're perf with a captial perf
    ovbi
    110% fine
    just stop
    i hate u bye

  18. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    A day in the life of me.
    wake up
    get ready
    almost miss the bus
    get to school
    sit through social studies
    english
    math lol failed another test 0ppz
    be awkward lawl
    say yup 1000 times
    more classes 0ppz
    lunch finally get to be with people i don't hate.
    study hall
    spanish lol
    science ;D
    go on my bus
    do homework with my friend sarah until 7
    stay on my laptop until 10:30
    shower
    sleep
    the end

  19. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    100 facts about me;
    1. My Name is Brooke
    2. My middle name is Madison
    3. I actually like my name.
    4. I'm the most boring person you will ever meet.
    5. I basically do nothing.
    6. Everyday I paint my nails a different color it's an unhealthy obssession.
    7. I don't like soda at all.
    8. I used to be obsessed with my laptop and go on it everyday from like 4 pm - 11:30 pm it was bad.
    9. I'm the 2nd shortest out of all my friends and I probably won't grow.
    10. I'm around 5' 3''
    11. I've never had a boyfriend and probably never will and it doesn't bother me at all.
    12. As awkward and anti social I am, I'm really loud and I talk a lot.
    13. I come up with conversations ahead of time so I know what to talk about.
    14. I don't sleep a lot but I love sleep, I'm basically an insominac because it takes me 2 hours to fall asleep and I wake up at least twice.
    15. I have a lot of problems but I hide them like every common white girl.
    16. I'm scared of everythig.
    17. I'm also really paranoided and won't sleep in the dark.
    18. If I see a spider I'll scream no matter what.
    19. I basically ignore all the texts I get.
    20. This is the only year i've liked of school and I stopped being so awkward.
    21. I shop way too much and buy new clothes at least every week.
    22. I don't really cry a lot but when I do I basically cry for an hour straight.
    23. I'm one of the most annoying people ever.
    24. I laugh at everything.
    25. I really like volunteering for special olypmics.
    26. I'm basically doing these facts for myself so in a year I can look at them and laugh at myself.
    27. I think boys with braces are really attractive and it's really weird.
    28. I like short boys too because if someone is really tall it really scares me.
    29. I'm not really good at anything it's almost sad.
    30. I always check my grades online.
    31. The summer of 2012 was one of the biggest mistakes of my life,
    especially august.
    32. I never really had good friends until 6th grade and I'm finally happy with my friends.
    33. I'm not really a follower but with clothes and shoes I am.
    34. The only reason I'm excited to grow up is so I can have my own house and make it perfectly ocd.
    35. I want to be a child pyshcologist.
    36. I'll act like nothing bothers but in my head everything does.
    37. I will overthink everything
    38. I used to self harm but I stopped and I probably will start again but I'm happy with myself right now.
    39. I liked the hunger games before it was popular.
    40. I have a ton of makeup but I don't use any of it.
    41. I'm a loser and I'm fine with that.
    42. I like tumblr better than witty because the feels.
    43. I get more and more sarastic daily.
    44.how
    45.about
    46. no
    47.your
    48.mom
    49. u
    50.suck
    the end

  20. BrookieeCookiee BrookieeCookiee
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    you know what's a really funny
    joke? everything.

:)

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