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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 6:58pm UTC

At first I thought it was Deja vu
But then I realized I was just reading all the jocked quotes on Witty for the 20th time.

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NessaLovesYou
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 7:43am UTC

Just because
i miss you
I let you go,
i miss you
Doesn't mean
i miss you
I wanted to.
i miss you
Format by NessaLovesYou

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Hedgehogs
Why can't they just share their hedges?
Format by breeze

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC

fall: wears hoodies
winter: wears hoodies
spring: wears hoodies with sleeves rolled up
summer: turns up ac and wears hoodies

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:00pm UTC

That moment when you take out your headphones and your ears are ringing.
Then that moment of realization when you are positive you'll be deaf by the time you're 50.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I'm laughing so hard because in one of my classes I sit next to one of those wannabe thug, swag type guys and he was listening to music the whole class and the class got really quiet and I just heard, "Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eyed Joe." coming from his headphones.

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 6:50am UTC

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away
that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the f.ck am i gonna sit”
factor.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 6:13pm UTC

We have roughly 10 different pizza places and 5 different ice cream places in my town.

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:35pm UTC

me:
whiter than the average white girl.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 3:22pm UTC

New wittians : So much tumblr quotes on here
Us : Get over it, it's normal

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Victorious13
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September 8, 2013 11:54am UTC

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The president may have problems with Syria but I have bigger problems I spilled nail polish all over my phone^.^♥
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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 10:53am UTC

Hi okay guys so you know what makes me really angry? WHEN PEOPLE PLAY THE VICTIM CARD. DO NOT ACT LIKE YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG TO ME OR MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP ALL THE TIME. HI OKAY MAYBE I did something wrong but don't get all mad and still believe you are an understanding, nice, caring person. OKAY. Because that my friend is being fake. Say someone does something not so great to someone but, they are truely sorry. But you decide to not forgive them. That is fine and all BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ACT LIKE THIS INNOCENT VICTIM THAT IS NICE TO EVERYONE AND IS REALLY UNDERSTANDING OKAY. Because not forgiving someone for making a mistake that they are sorry for is literally the dumbest thing ever.

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p0kemon
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 11:48am UTC

My worst fear is running into one of my internet friends
when i'm with my mom and having to explain to her why me and that person are flipping out and being excited.

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BrookieeCookiee
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

friend: *says something funny*
me: chokes
me: starts crying
me: dies

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cookii_brookii
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:19pm UTC

So, let's talk about Blurred Lines.
Everyone likes a good, catchy song once in a while. And--don't get me wrong--I, too, rocked out to the song a couple times myself. But, as everyone knows, the song is about the "blurred lines" between consentual s.ex and r.ape. The fact that such a popular song promotes the idea that if anyone (of any gender, because r.ape happens to men) says no, they don't mean it.
I didn't mind so much, until I discovered that this song is climbing to the top of the charts, and has passed Elvis f.ucking Presley to becoming one of the top pop songs of. All. Times.
Are we actually going to let it pass Elton John? So just stop watching the YouTube video, downloading the jingle, and buying it on iTunes. Let's not be known as the society that's run by h.orny guys and girls who don't know the difference between yes and no.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 7:28pm UTC

plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water.
And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes
you cannot even breathe deeply, and
the night sky is no home, and
you have cried yourself to sleep enough times
that you are down to your last two percent, but
nothing is infinite,
not even loss.
You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day
you are going to find yourself again.
- unknown

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savannah*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 6:12pm UTC

And all at once,
I looked at him clearly.
Not a glance,
or a stare,
but I focused on all of his flaws.
And all at once,
I realized I admired every fault
he had,
because unlike me,
he was happy,
with or without them.
(A.T)

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