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Last Serenade*
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July 17, 2014 2:25am UTC

That one friend you are in complete sync with

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britany*
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August 5, 2014 8:39pm UTC

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

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mars*
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July 23, 2014 5:49pm UTC

Me by the time someone actually likes me back-

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*mysterious.mah*
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May 17, 2014 2:21pm UTC

I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 4:04pm UTC

americans seem to think there are two accents in england:
• tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot
and
• YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL F*CK YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY BIRD
but english people seem to there are two accents in america:
• well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses
and
• woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 5:21pm UTC

me: mom im done
mom: excuse me?
me: ive had it, im dropping out
mom: who do you think you are??
me: im done with the fake b'i't'ches, the homework, all of it
mom: you're on 2nd grade
me: no one gets me

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 5:29pm UTC

i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner.
now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”

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dolph*
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March 26, 2014 5:27pm UTC

Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”

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