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Britt221099

Status: hey, i do funny quotes. ENJOY. XOXO

Member Since: 2 Aug 2012 10:01am

Last Seen: 27 Dec 2012 10:00am

Birthday: October 22

Gender: F

user id: 322224

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so yeah this is me. im not rich, posh or really special person. im just a human being. i make quotes to make people smile.

SMILE BEAUTIFUL.



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  1. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    i don't mean to turn you on, but im naked under these clothes ;)

  2. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Pressing a toy that says 'TRY ME' in the store and it wont stop, so you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened.

  3. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    so i was in science today and i learnt before your born, all boys are girls, HELL TO THE YEAH.

  4. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    my little brother: THERES A BUG IN MY ROOM GET IT OUTTT
    me: okaay chill where is this little mofoo.
    my little brother: hereee its is, get it away!!
    me: aww look its so small and defens- OMGGG IT FLIES RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
    just me? ;)

  5. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 3:22am UTC
    Me: every shhhhhhhhhhh
    Me: (answers phone) hey mum..wha-
    Everyone: PASS ME THE VODKA HEY HAVE YOU GOT A EXTRA CIG HEY WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR LIGHTER?
    -.-

  6. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    http://www.swapit.co.uk/swap-3292837-new-girls-unused-prosports-purse

  7. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    The 3 hardest things to do in the world.
    #. count your hair,
    #. wash your eyes with soap,
    #. breathe when your tounge is out.
    Now please put your tounge back inside your mouth.

  8. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    im still waiting for the day where i use
    x=r58j(78+76)h7*u2
    in real life.

  9. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    "H3y w@t$ wr0ng?"
    obviously your education.

  10. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    i was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

  11. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    *when im alone*
    Me: Sit Dog!
    Dog: *sits*
    *when someone is around*
    Me: Sit Dog!
    Dog: *walks away*
    Just My Dog?

  12. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    "tell her what every women wants to hear:
    i was wrong."
    zack&cody love.

  13. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Haters.
    Tell me when you sell out Madison Square Garden In 22 Minutes.
    Only Then, I Will Love You.

  14. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 5:37am UTC
    Wouldn't It Be Strange To Die In The Living Room?

  15. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 5:32am UTC
    That one person who you really just want to slap in the face.

  16. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    A Kiss Lasts.
    CHAPTER ONE.
    Ew No! i laughed at my boyfriend as his dare was unexpectingly gross.
    Go on then you dare me he sniggered, whilst looking concerned, iloved him, he was my l i f e. i wasnt too sure how i was blessed with such a strong, handsome man.. yet everyt-
    Go on then! He laughed. I dare you to be forever mine, i said with my eyes staright through his, aww your so cute, he said leaning towards me, his lips were so soft and his eyes were so- BIING BIING, ill get it i said NO, its probally someone advertising..Ryan, let me get the phone. i think you need to go now, he pushed me through the doorway, looking concerned...
    Chapter Two soon! <3

  17. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:33am UTC
    Should I Write A Story? 2+ Faves, And I Will :)

  18. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:28am UTC
    25,000 people are kissing right now.
    50,000 are hugging
    and you...well your reading this.

  19. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:47am UTC
    Teacher: AT THE END OF THIS RULER, THERES A IDIOT.
    i got detention after aasking which end.

  20. Britt221099 Britt221099
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:45am UTC
    Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

:)

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