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July 17, 2014 3:13am UTC

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: f*cking savage bro

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britany*
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July 16, 2014 5:07am UTC

When you're close I want to
change my mind,
i remember you, and what
we're like.. i don't want to let you waste my time

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britany*
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July 16, 2014 4:44am UTC

Police: Did you know your car was going 110 mph?
Cheif Keef: Well, it's a fast car, that's why i bought it

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britany*
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July 11, 2014 4:08pm UTC

any salad can be ceaser if you stab it enough

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britany*
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July 7, 2014 8:18pm UTC

Gatsby: Haha yeah....... old sport
Nick: do you have a signature on your texts?
Gatsby: lol no .......... old sport

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britany*
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July 5, 2014 10:43pm UTC

I PREFER RAINFALL OVER SUNSHINE AND MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'D CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE ELSE

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britany*
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July 3, 2014 8:29pm UTC

when your jam comes on

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July 3, 2014 4:30pm UTC

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britany*
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July 2, 2014 4:15am UTC

so today my siblings and I were deciding what pizza we wanted, and my sister goes "let's have a deep dish pizza" and my dad, who works at dominos goes, "are you sure? it's not that great."

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britany*
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June 30, 2014 2:09am UTC

Things I DO NOT want:
• Another pretty face
• Just anyone to hold
• My love to go to waste
Things I DO want:
• You
• Your beautiful soul

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britany*
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June 25, 2014 1:56pm UTC

if you're trying to hurt my feelings, good luck because I don't have any

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britany*
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June 23, 2014 4:21pm UTC

I'm so sorry I can't help my self
from staring at you, when you're
TIRED AND BLUE, MY DEAR
IT'S JUST ANY REASON TO BE CLOSER TO YOU
I wanna shout about it
Please don't remove this!

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britany*
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June 11, 2014 8:17pm UTC

Hazel: Shouldn't we wait til dark?
Augustus: It's all dark to Isaac.
- The Fault In Our Stars

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britany*
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June 10, 2014 3:16pm UTC

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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britany*
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June 8, 2014 1:51am UTC

sometimes when I leave my room i make sure and make my music extra loud and leave my door wide open in hopes everyone in the house hears my great taste in music

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britany*
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June 8, 2014 12:33am UTC

would you call a laughing jar of mayonaise "lmayo"

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britany*
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May 28, 2014 2:03pm UTC

jay gatsby's car was a real hit with the ladies

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britany*
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May 23, 2014 3:05pm UTC

Nev: you're gay
Catfish: obviously i'm not gay
Nev: you were having a romantic relationship with a guy
Catfish: you got me there
- Catfish

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britany*
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May 22, 2014 10:22pm UTC

"If you started liking *instert band/artist here* after they got really famous and made a big break through, I don't like you"
oh, because god forbid someone isn't fortunate enough to be introduced to a band or artist until a very successful album or single is brought to their attention in which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they missed from them. So sorry people discover bands or artists at different time periods.

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britany*
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May 8, 2014 8:47pm UTC

Shelby: what can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs and is fat free
Sam: water
- a cinderella story

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