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  1. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    There are 24 hours in a day
    I spend 7 hours a day in school.
    then you're expected to do extra curicular clubs. so add an hour.
    not to mention all the sports you're expected to do. add 2 hours.
    now we're up to 10 hours.
    my school also requires volenteer work. add 3 hours.
    and don't forget to eat dinner to make ur body healthy! add 1 hour.
    up to 14 hours already.
    of course we have to make time to showewer, shave, and make ourselves look presentable, so lets add an hour for being girls.
    and of course we can't forget about homework. i usually get around 2 hours a night.
    my health teacher always says that being a teenager, we should spend some time with friends, family, and alone time. so i'll add 2 hours for all of the above.
    a healthy teenager should get around 8 hours of sleep a night.
    I'm at 27 hours.
    in a 24 hour day.
    being a teenager stinks.

  2. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Fairytales
    don't always have a hapy ending
    do they?

  3. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    you're the fruit to my loop
    you're the french to my fry
    you're the blue to my berry
    you're the apple to my pie
    you're the peanut to my butter
    you're the chocolate to my cake
    you're the star to my burst
    you're the milk to my shake
    you're the hershey to my kiss
    you're the chips to my dip
    you're the cheese to my burger
    you're the carrot to my sticks
    you're the milky to my way
    you're the ice to my cream
    you're the Ben to my Jerry's
    you're the Jelly to my bean.
    Food. You're always there for me when he's not.

  4. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I am thankful
    -For the taxes my family pays
    Because it means they have a job.
    -For the mess I have to clean up after a party
    Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
    -For the clothes that fit too snug
    Because it means I have enough to eat.
    -For my shadow who watches me
    Because it means I'm in sunshine.
    -For the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and a gutter that needs fixing
    Because it means I have a home.
    -For all the complaining I hear about the government
    Because it means we have freedom of speech.
    -For the spot all the way at the end of the parking lot
    Because it means i'm capable of walking.
    -For the huge heating bill
    Because it means my family is warm.
    -For my sister who loves to sing loudly and off-key
    Because it means I can hear.
    -For aching muscels at the end of the day
    Because it means I've been productive.
    -For getting too many e-mails
    Because I know my friends are thinking of me.
    -Unkown


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    They say it
    gets easier, it doesn't.

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    If I died before I wake .
    I pray the Lord my soul to take.
    If I die during my sleep.
    I pray the lord my heart to keep.
    Father, if tonight is the end.
    Will you make sure to watch over my friends?
    God if tonight I die .
    Will I see you in the big blue sky?
    Lord, if I take my last breathe.
    Will I suffer during my death?
    Master if tonight my heart stops its beat.
    Will you make sure it's given as a treat.
    God. If I die tonight.
    Will you protect my loved ones with all your might?
    God. If I die before I wake.
    I pray you my lord, my soul to take.
    This was inspire by Kid Cudi's song.
    But, most of it was mine.
    Please, Give creds if you take.
    Credit format: Not mine.

  8. AMillionWishes AMillionWishes
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Save You Tonight.
    Chapter Six.
    A One Direction Fan-Fiction.
    Niall follows behind me and we arrive at the boys' table, which was at the very back of the cafe. He greeted them and introduced me again, since I hadn't met Liam or Zayn yet.
    "Hello," I said quietly.
    Zayn grinned. "Vas happenin'!"
    Louis turned to me curiously, and pointed the straw of his drink towards me accusingly. "Aren't you the girl who got it on with Niall?"
    I immediately turned bright red and coudln't speak, but luckily Niall did. "Clearly, Louis, we did not."
    Harry stiffled a laugh and motioned for me to sit next to him. As I sat down he pushed a cup of coffee next to me, which I refused right away.
    "Why not?" he asked, confused.
    "It's just," I started, picking my words carefully. "I don't like eating or drinking much."
    Niall sat down next to Liam and widened his eyes. "What? You don't like eating? What!"
    "Erm, no. Not really," I repeated, tapping my fingers on the table.
    Liam spoke up and glared at all the boys. "Stop talking about Jewel! You're overwhelming her!" Zayn apologized then started singing. "The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed!"
    I laughed quietly and Niall joined in. Soon after, we realized we were being much too loud since two girls had came over to our table. "Oh my gosh," one of them squealed. "One Direction!"
    I sighed, and the other girl noticed. "What are you doing with them?" she asked.
    "She's with me," Niall explained. Harry put his arm around me protectively, which I tried to discreetly squirm out of. The same girl who questioned about me rolled her eyes when she saw me doing this then started talking again. "Well, I'm Chelsea and this is Elizabeth, and we need an autograph. A picture too."
    Liam frowned. "But we were just planning to leave."
    Elizabeth examined her hot pink sparkly nails. "Um, no. It didn't look like it."
    Niall whispered something in Zayn's ear while Chelsea tried to get his attention. "Niall," she asked annoyingly. "Niall? Niall? Niall?"
    "What?" he asked, looking at her.
    She smiled and happily sat on his lap and started to get her iPhone out. "Let's take a picture!" She took the picture and turned to him, unsatisifed.
    "Can I have a kiss?" she whined. Niall pouted a little bit, but reached over and planted a quick kiss on her cheek. She smirked at me then grabbed Elizabeth's hand, who was trying to get a picture with Zayn, and placed a piece of paper in her palm. "Time for the autographs!" |
    Zayn shook his head and stood up. "We're leaving, now, girls."
    "But we didn't get your guys' signatures!" they complained. The boys just apologized, then we filed out of Starbucks. "So, we're going to pack up once we get to Emma's house," Niall said as we headed down the sidewalk with the boys.
    "Why?" I asked.
    "Well, we're leaving back to England. And you're coming with us."
    Sorry for the boring filler chapters, but I need them there. :(
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  9. AMillionWishes AMillionWishes
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Save You Tonight.
    Chapter Five.
    A One Direction Fan-Fiction.
    "Niall? What are you doing here?" I asked, unsure of myself.
    He chuckled slightly, then bent down to my level. "I was just at Starbucks with the boys. I had to get my wallet though, so that's why I'm headed back to my house. They all forgot theirs."
    I nodded. He stood up and offered his hand to me, which I gratefully took. He pulled me up without ease, then asked, "What about you? What are you running from?"
    I narrowed my eyes and pondered whether to tell him or not. You should, the voice in my head whispered. He already knows about Jack. I took a deep breath, "You saw it all last night, Niall. Are you really this stupid? Or can you not figure out the obvious connection?"
    I regretted letting out the rage I was on, but luckily Niall didn't take it seriously. "I'm so sorry. Really. Why don't you come with me to get the boys and we'll head over to Emma's place?"
    I nod, "But I thought you were staying in the house beside mine?"
    He shook his head. "We were just staying over at Harry's uncle and aunt's for the night."
    "Oh." I mumbled as he took my hand. We started down the sidewalk when Niall caught a glimpse of my necklace. "What's that?"
    I clutched the pendant tightly, holding it to my chest. "I-It was a gift from my father."
    He raised his eyebrows. "Jack gave you that?"
    "No, my real father."
    "Really? Where is he now, then?"
    I swung open the door to Starbucks where I saw the rest of One Direction seated at a table, chatting loudly.
    "He's up there. Watching me from above," I murmured as I walked in.
    Boring chapter, I know. But don't worry. I'm gonna try to upload like kah-ray-zay tonight! WOOH!
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  10. AMillionWishes AMillionWishes
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Save You Tonight.
    Chapter Four.
    A One Direction Fan-Fiction.
    Sunshine streams out my window the next day, the light rays colliding onto my skin. Growling, I furiously pull my white curtain onto my window, blocking the sun; not trusting anything too pretty. I rub my eyes groggily then stumble off into the washroom.
    As I brushed through the tangles in my dark hair, I remembered what had happened last night. Jack's dangerous touch on my body, Niall's shocked but scared face as he learned the truth. My heart sank when I thought of what I would say to him the next time I would see him. My mind fought back, though: Just avoid him. What is he to you, anyway? But that was why I felt myself suddenly drawn to him. I wanted to know if he was something to me.
    I slipped on my light grey silk shirt and skinny jeans. I stared back at my reflection as I put on the only accessory I needed: my diamond pendant necklace. My real father had given it to me on my fifth birthday. I still remembered every bit of that day when he had taken me to the beach. My eyes closed as I imagined the feel of the water lapping at our feet and the breeze playing with our hair. Those happy thoughts were erased as soon as I thought of when he had been murdered.
    I let out the breath that I was holding and opened my eyes. A part of me was hoping he was somehow still alive and would just appear out of thin air. Back to reality, Jewel, I thought. I bounded the stairs, two at a time, to see Jack lazily sprawled on the sofa, stuffing scrambled eggs in his thick, disgusting mouth.
    "Jewel," he greeted, his voice dripping with his usual sarcasm. "Good morning."
    I just nod, then continue to the kitchen. But before I set foot on the tile floor, he raises a hand and stops me. "Where do you think you're going, missy?"
    My lower lip trembles. "To get food."
    He rises up from his seat and walks over to me, crossing his arms over his chest. "Oh? Well, that's not a good idea. Just look at all the weight you've been adding to your body. You're fat. Much too fat for my liking."
    Anger boils up inside of me and spills out of my mouth. "Since when was I yours, Jack? Since when was I just a personal toy you could play with until you got bored? I'm sick and tired of it. Of it all. I'm done with you. I'm done pretending I enjoy being your little sl*t."
    Then I turn and run as fast as I can outside. Anything to get away from him, the monster. My feet pound against the concrete and my breath comes out in exhausted huffs. But I keep going until I finally collapse on the ground, my body shaking.
    "Just take me away now," I pray quietly.
    "He might not take you away. But I will," a soft voice whispers.
    I look up to see the eyes of Niall.
    THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH FOR ALL THE FAVES & FEEDBACK! Hope you guys like this chapter(:
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  11. WhyIStay WhyIStay
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Why I Stay
    Chapter 2 Part 2
    When he got to me, he reached down and grabbed me by the throat. He pulled me up and threw me onto the bed with so much force that I actually fell off the other side, knocking over the lamp on the nightstand in the process. I just laid there on the ground until I heard his footsteps making his way around the bed. I did the only thing I could think to do and started backing my way into the closest corner. He walked over and threw me over his shoulder. He walked to the end of the bed and threw me onto it. I just laid there with wide eyes, staring at him, hoping he would just go away but it was no use. He climbed on top of me, shoved his hands behind my back, and unhooked my bra. He then slid down, pulled off my underwear, and started taking off his clothes. He had his pants and boxers off but as he was taking off his shirt, I got up and ran towards the door. I got half way down the hallway before I felt his arm wrap around my waist and pull my body against his.
    “There’s no use in running babe,” he whispered into my ear. “I’ll always catch you. You’re mine. Forever and always, remember?”
    He dragged me back into the bedroom, tossed me onto the bed, and climbed on top of me. I turned my head to the side so I wouldn’t have to look at him but he twisted my head back facing him so I closed my eyes.
    “Look at me, you dirty lady of the night,” he said as he pushed himself inside of me.
    “Stop,” I begged, trying to roll away from him but still keeping my eyes closed.
    “Why should I stop? You used to love the way I felt inside you,” he laughed a little. “Now open you eyes or I’ll make this worse for you.”
    I still refused to open my eyes so he slapped me, still forcing his way in and out of me. I had become used to this so I just kept my eyes closed. He slapped me a few more times before he started getting frustrated.
    “B*tch, I told you to open your f*cking eyes,” he growled as he moved his hand to my throat. He started to squeeze his hand around my neck but I kept my eyes closed. Soon, it started getting hard to breathe.
    “I’ll stop squeezing when you open your f*cking eyes and pretend you’re having even half as much fun as I am,” he said. I didn’t have to open my eyes to know he was smirking.
    I paused for a second but slowly opened my eyes to stare into his dark brown ones. He slowly removed his hand from my throat and continued having his fun. Every time I would look away, he would force me to face him again. I could feel every part of him on top of me. I could feel every movement of him muscles as he kept pushing himself inside of me. I had to hold back tears as I stared at my once loving boyfriend forcing himself on me.
    It lasted for what seemed like hours. Every once in a while he would whisper things like “You’re such a little sl*t” or “You’re my dirty little wh*re”. He would force me to kiss him every few minutes. I tried to act like I was even hardly enjoying it so he wouldn’t slap me again but it was hard to fake it when all you want him to do is stop touching you and go away.
    When he decided he was done, he rolled over next to me. I looked over and saw that stupid smirk still on his face. I just curled up into a ball and turned my back to him.
    “Don’t turn away from me,” he said, and put his hand on my hip. I was done fighting him so I just rolled over and faced him. He put his arm around me, pulled me close, and pushed my head so it was lying on his chest like we used to do. I could hear his heartbeat, something I used to love. Now I hated it. I wanted it to stop. I laid there for a few minutes before I noticed he was asleep by the steady rhythm of his breathing. I tried to get up but it woke him up.
    “Don’t leave,” he ordered. “I want you to stay with me and lay how we used to.”
    I laid back down, not wanting to fight anymore. After a while, he fell asleep. I stayed up for about an hour after he did but eventually, the stress of being physically and emotionally tired made me fall asleep. Maybe I would dream about the loving boyfriend I used to have.
    Authors note!!
    Yay! I only had to do 2 parts! Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter (parts one and two). Again, comment with feedback or for notifications(:

  12. WhyIStay WhyIStay
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    August 26, 2012 6:42pm UTC
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  13. WhyIStay WhyIStay
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Why I Stay
    Chapter 3
    I woke in the same position we fell asleep in. I actually smiled for a second until I remembered what had happened last night. I looked up to see that Alex was still asleep. I slowly got up, trying my best not to wake him, and walked to the bathroom. Along with the fading handprint on my cheek, there was a bruise around my throat from him choking me. What was going on with him? Why was he being so insane? Just more questions that I thought would never have an answer.
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    I wondered if I had lost the old Alex forever. I wondered if that amazing boyfriend that actually loved me and cared about me was still in there somewhere. When I looked in the mirror and saw the bruise around my throat, I didn’t think he was but there were moments where I was proved wrong. One example was about an hour and a half after looking in the mirror.
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    I put on some clothes and decided to make breakfast. I always had to make Alex breakfast on his days off and today just happened to be one of them. I put eggs and some bacon in two separate pans then put some bread in the toaster. I walked back over and was flipping the eggs when I felt two strong arms wrap around my waist.
    “Good morning babe,” Alex said, putting his head on my shoulder like he always used to do. He hadn’t done this in months so it caught me by surprise. “I loved cuddling with you last night.”
    “I didn’t really have a choice, now did I?,” I mumbled.
    “What harm did it do, really,” he said angrily, letting go of my waist and backing away.
    “IT DID THIS,” I yelled as I turned around to show him the bruise around my throat. It seemed to have caught him off guard. He just stood there in silence, staring at the damage he caused with a slightly shocked expression on his face.
    “Jessica…,” he said softly. He paused for a second then took a step towards me and grabbed my hand. “I didn’t mean to do that. I’m so sorry.”
    “What about the multiple handprints you’ve left across my face too, including the one from last night?,” I asked, my voice raising slightly. “Did you mean to do those?”
    “I…,” he paused again. That time, he didn’t continue talking. He looked away for a few seconds then walked into the living room and sat down. I walked over and put my hand on his shoulder.
    “Don’t touch me,” he said, almost whispering.
    “But babe,” I started to say before he cut me off.
    “I SAID DON’T F*CKING TOUCH ME,” he yelled. He then got up and went into the bedroom. I knew not to follow him when he was angry so I stood in the living room, waiting to see if he would come back out. He did but he was fully dressed.
    “I’m leaving for a while. I probably won’t be back tonight, not that you even want me here,” he plainly said before he walked out of the door. He didn’t come back that night. Honestly, it was the first night I fell asleep calmly. If only I knew the rude awakening I would get the next morning.
    Authors note!!
    So Alex does still have a bit of a sweet side. Does it ever come back? What will Jessica wake up to? You’ll never know until the rest of the story is revealed(:
    I hope you liked it! Sorry it's a little boring. I promise the next chapter will be more interesting. Comment your feedback or for notifications! Thanks for reading!(:

  14. WhyIStay WhyIStay
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Why I Stay
    Prologue
    My name is Jessica. I’m 19 years old and am currently sitting in the spare room at my friend Kristina’s house. You’re probably wondering why I’m telling you this. It’s because I would like to share something with you. Before I ended up here, I lived with my boyfriend. He started out as such an amazing guy. We were together for a year before we graduated high school and moved out together. Things were perfect. He would always come home with a smile on his face, even if “home” was a beat up little trailer at a trailer park in town. It was the only place we could afford. Even if it was small, I loved it because I got to be with Alex. We lived together for one amazing year before things started to change. His mood was different. All he would do is yell and scream. I yelled back at first, until he hit me. He told me if he told anyone that he had hit me, he would do it again but next time would be a lot worse. He was so much stronger than me. I was scared what he was capable of. You’re probably asking why I didn’t just leave when this started. Well, I was in love with that boy even if he did just hit me. I couldn’t leave him. I know I’m leaving this all a little vague so I guess I should start explaining. Here is my abuse story.
    Authors Note!!
    Hey guys! I hope you like it so far! I know it’s kind of boring but I need to start to explain what’s going on before I start the actual story. Thanks for reading! Comment for notifications on next chapters(:

  15. WhyIStay WhyIStay
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Why I Stay
    Chapter 1
    It all started about 6 months ago. Me and my boyfriend Alex had been living together a little over a year. In that year, things had begun to fall apart. He would always yell at me. He would even hit me. I didn’t want to leave him because I was in love with him. I decided I would stay. I guess I should start telling you exactly what happened. Let’s start with that first day he ever hit me.
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    I was standing in the bedroom putting clothes away when I heard the door slam. I sighed and walked into the living room.
    “How was work, babe?,” I asked Alex.
    “F*ck work,” he replied.
    “I guess it didn’t go very well,” I mumbled as I walked over to a chair and watched him dig through the refrigerator. I heard a beep and realized my phone had gone off next to Alex.
    “Can you get that for me babe?,” I asked.
    He picked up the phone and stared at it with a puzzled look. He unlocked the screen and opened the message. A look of anger crossed his face.
    “Who the f*ck is Brent and why is he telling you he loves you?,” asked Alex in a stern, angered voice. I got up and grabbed the phone from him.
    “That’s my cousin,” I told him. “My mom just gave him my new number.”
    “You’ve never told me about this cousin,” he said with no sign of the anger leaving.
    “I didn’t feel like it was important.”
    “You’re lying. Tell me who he really is.”
    “I just told you. He’s my cousin.”
    “Stop the bullsh*t, Jessica! Tell me who Brent really is!” He was yelling louder than I’d ever heard him before.
    “I’m not lying! He’s my f*cking cousin! How could you accuse me of cheating?! I’ve done nothing but love you! I agreed to move out with you! You’ve been my everything for two f*cking years and now you’re going to accuse me of che-“
    My sentence is interrupted by Alex’s hand crashing into my left cheek. I grip my face and back away.
    “Don’t you ever lie to me again!,” he screams. “Go ahead and talk your ‘cousin’! I should’ve known you were a cheating wh*re anyways!”
    He gave me death glare and started walking to the bedroom. When he gets to the door, he stops.
    “Oh yeah. Jessica?,” he says with a slight smirk.
    “What, a**hole?”
    “Tell anyone I hit you and next time, it’ll be a lot worse.”
    And with that, he disappeared into the bedroom.
    Authors note!!
    Yes, Brent is Jessica’s cousin. Alex just refuses to believe her. You’ll probably meet Brent later in the story.
    I hope you guys liked this chapter! Again, comment to be notified!(:

  16. AMillionWishes AMillionWishes
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Save You Tonight.
    Chapter Three.
    A One Direction Fan-Fiction.
    "Who's this?" he snarls, sarcasm filling his voice.
    I choke on air as I stutter out, "A f-friend."
    He raises an eyebrow in mock surprise, and steps closer to the window for a better view. He knocks away my trembling hand which was clasping onto the window, and looks at Niall for moment, debating on what to do.
    "Well," Jack begins in a loud, clear voice which was directed at Niall. "It's little Jewel's bedtime. Run along now, boys."
    Beads of sweat form on my forehead and drip down my face. Niall, however, seems unshaken and greets, "Hello, Jewel's father. I'm Niall. I suppose you're right, so we'll just be going to bed as well. Good night." He smiles one last time and closes his window.
    I exhale slightly, but quickly suck in more oxygen when Jack locks his furious eyes with mine. He grabs onto my waist and draws me closer to him. I stagger forward as he murmurs, "I thought you weren't meeting with any boys."
    I gulp. "I didn't know he was going to be there."
    "Liar," he slurrs, shoving me onto my bed forcefully. He joins me and starts to glide his fingers along the side of my bare thigh. His wet kisses on my neck make me squirm in disgust, but his large arms wrap around my body and pin me down tightly. He stops touching my leg, but quickly moves on to undressing me, which makes me shiver uncontrollably. He's about to move on to down below when he realizes he forgot to close my window.
    "Sh*t," he curses, rising up from on top of me and crossing over to the window. But he freezes and his eyes widen as Jack catches the sight of him.
    Surprised, I join him without thinking and see Niall, staring out his window at us. And I know from the look on his face that he saw it all.
    Thank you so much for all your guys' support. AND ALSO I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING! Some of you were asking who got the parts, so:
    a) if I left a comment on your profile saying you got the part, then you got it. Simple as that.
    b) if I didn't leave a comment, it either means you might get the part; I just haven't decided yet, or it means you didn't.
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  17. Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 8:13am UTC
    SUMMER:
    where all the days run into e
    ach other and
    every night is a saturday night. :)

    NMQ

  18. Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:06am UTC
    Steve just followed me!! I should be honoured right?? :O

  19. Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:42am UTC
    People really need to learn what Y.O.L.O means. It doesn't mean to get high at an age of 10. It doesn't mean to start smoking at an age of 12. It doesn't mean to steal, bully or anything you'll regret. It means to do things that you would usually be embarrest to do, like asking your crush out or standing up for yourself, maybe telling someone you don't like what you think about them or talking back to your bully. Finally telling your parents what you think, crying and not caring what everyone else thinks and most of all sharing your problems with your parents! Don't destroy your life because of Y.O.L.O Please think about what you are doing, next time when you think about Y.O.L.O
    Nmq

  20. cheezburger cheezburger
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:06am UTC
    Hey guys,
    I have 69 followers
    ;)

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