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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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May 18, 2014 6:57pm UTC

My heart is emptier than the bottle of pills hidden under my bed.

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soccertrack
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October 16, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Awkward (adjective) - When you go in your closet looking for Narnia but, you end up in Monsters Inc.

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soccertrack
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October 28, 2013 7:50pm UTC

I remember when I got my first top quote. I had logged on to Witty and saw that I had 500 notifications. I had thought it was a glitch...
Those were the days....

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soccertrack
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December 2, 2013 8:06pm UTC

There is no classy way to eat a taco.

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soccertrack
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December 2, 2013 9:03pm UTC

Santa Clause isn't real. The 25th of December is simply the international opposite day for burglars.

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soccertrack
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April 19, 2014 1:24pm UTC

Ask your wife if it can really be considered "labor" if she's the one laying down the entire time. She will be impressed by your observational humor, and remember why it is that she loves you.

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soccertrack
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April 19, 2014 1:35pm UTC

There are suddenly a million things to do online when a paper is due the next day.

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soccertrack
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 1:40pm UTC

You cannot walk
aggresively in
wet flip flops.

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soccertrack
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April 19, 2014 1:45pm UTC

Everything is 10 times more annoying if you hate the person doing it.

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soccertrack
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April 19, 2014 1:50pm UTC

Husband: (smashes window of car)
Wife: WTF are you doing
Husband: Like a good neighboor Statefarm is there
Wife: We have Geico you as.s

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soccertrack
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December 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute
Gale: Hey, what up girl?
Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods
Gale: Let's go!
Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back
The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes
Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes
Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes
Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree
Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss
Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy
Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop
The Victors: We'll blow the arena up
Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight
Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light
Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!
The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no
Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh

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soccertrack
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Most people are like Slinkies, relatively
useless, but fun to push down stairs.

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DreamScribbler
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July 27, 2012 9:51pm UTC

I am discusted.
I came to witty to feel accepted.
But looks like i came to the wrong place.
I hated myself for being young before i even came on this site.
My birthday's later in the year and even my friends would tease me for being younger than them.
I cried over it.
Mostly because the guy ive liked for 8 months is 3 years older than me.
So age is always a topic i'm sensitive to.
I came to witty to feel accepted as i am.
Accepted despite being young.
Now, seeing all these top quotes saying "12 year olds shouldnt be on witty. they wouldnt cut if they werent on here"
well guess what?
i cut long before i came on this site.
I was depressed and i wanted support and to try to be able to stop cutting.
Witty really isnt as great as i expected.
Nobodys given me lots of support. Nobodys really cared about me.
They've just complained and said I should get off witty.
guess it looks like I cant be accepted as i am anywhere.
judge/hate/complain
i just dont care anymore

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Just_Me*
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 9:48pm UTC

And has anyone else noticed,
That everyone has started hating on the younger kids on Witty all of a sudden?

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iSpeakTruthYo
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July 27, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Treat me like a joke,
& I'll leave you like it's funny.
Cookiedoughformats

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CheyenneCarey
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July 26, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Brunette: What are you doing?
Blonde: Trying to commit suicide.
Brunette: The rope goes around your neck, not your waist.
Blonde: I tried that, but I couldn't breathe.

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oursong
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July 26, 2012 4:47pm UTC

cleaning -
[kleen-ing]
(v.)
the act of shoving large amounts of junk
to hidden, or less visible areas.

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Lilaandstitch
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July 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC

and who else keeps on pressing ur username in the top right hand corner to get to your profile?

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gracegreene
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July 26, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Here's to the girls
Who don't wake up with perfect hair.
Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.
Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up.
Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than in skinny jeans.
Who don't get all of the guys.
Who aren't " popular " but wo uldn't trade their friends for the world.
Who choose sneakers of heels.
Who aren't afraid to break a nail .
Who don't always get everything they want.
Who don't need a guy to tell them they're beautiful.
Here's to all the girls who are
just like me.

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dramaqueen607
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July 26, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Cross your heart and hope to die.
Clothes and makeup.
Boys and lies.
Forever until the end.
Thats a description of a bestfriend.

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