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  1. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Murderer: Are you scared?
    Person:YES!
    Murderer: Well you shouldn't be, you're on scare tactics.
    Person:Really??? Omg *sigh of relief*
    Murderer:LOL Jk no. *Stabs*

  2. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Nobody's perfect, you say?
    Well you've obviously never heard of Damon Fizzy.
    youtube.com/deefizzy
    youtube.com/damonfizzy
    youtube.com/dfizzy

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    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    *Me and my friends at the beach
    Guy friend: Hey how come your not swimming?
    Best friend: I just don't want to....
    Guy friend: Come on, don't be a baby!!!
    Best friend: It's not that I can't swim, it's just that I can't swim RIGHT NOW.
    Or anytime this week....
    Guy friend: *Awkwardly walks away*

  4. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    There should be a "That's so true" Category.

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    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Guys always stereotype about girls and breaking their nails, but in reality, it can REALLY F*CKING HURT

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    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Normal people
    Guy:You're fat.
    Girl: *to herself* I'm going to start dieting! :D That'll show him!
    Me
    Guy: You're fat
    Me: F.UCK YOU B.ITCH *Pulls cookie out of bra and eats it all in one bite*

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    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Hey I just met you And this is crazy, But here's my bathsalts Your face looks tasty

  8. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Unless ppl r typiingg liik disss,
    there's no need to correct their spelling.
    It gets kind of annoying.

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    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:17pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Me: OMG I'm so ugly :(
    Everyone: Dude stfu. Attention wh*re.
    Me: Ok well I guess I do look kinda pretty today :)
    Everyone: Dude stfu. Concieted b*tch.
    Me: -_-

  11. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will always hurt me more.

  12. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    "You are what you eat."
    Well, I did eat a bowl of count chocula today.......... OMFG I'M A FREAKING VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 12:23am UTC
    I hate it when my friends say things like: "You like him?!?!? Ew." Or, "Oh my gosh that's nasty he's so ugly!!!"
    And I'm just sitting there like, "Yeah, that's why I have a crush on him, and not you."

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    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Whenever I get a cold, people always avoid me like I'm the plague or something

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    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Little Nicole is only 10 years old
    She's steady trying to figure why the world is so cold
    Why she's not pretty and nobody seems to like her
    Alchoholic step-dad always wanna strike her
    Yells and abuses, leaves her with some bruises
    Teachers ask questions she making up excuses
    Bleeding on the inside, crying on the out
    It's only one girl really knows what she about
    Her name is little Stacey and they become friends
    Promise that they always be tight 'til the end
    Until one day little Stacey gets shot
    A drive by bullet went stray up on her block
    Now Nicole stuck up in the world on her own
    Forced to think that hell is a place called home
    Nothing else to do but get her clothes and pack
    She says she's 'bout to runaway and never come back
    Runaway Love
    Ludacris and Mary J. Blige

  16. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I wish I could learn to love myself for who I am.....
    Breex10tothe5thpower

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    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:39am UTC
    Did you know that the reason people say Bless You when you sneeze is because your heart stops for a millisecond?

  18. Bree :)* Bree :)*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:41am UTC
    Everyday, it's him that makes me get up in the morning, I don't even care that I know we will never be together, just being around him
    brightens my day <3

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    December 31, 2011 12:37am UTC
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    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Step one: Walk up to a random person.
    Step two: Slowly put your arms around there neck from the side.
    Step three: Do the same thing with your legs and just hang on them.
    You are now slothing.
    You're welcome.

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