Bree :)* posted a quote
August 13, 2012 7:39pm UTC
Murderer: Are you scared? Person:YES! Murderer: Well you shouldn't be, you're on scare tactics. Person:Really??? Omg *sigh of relief* Murderer:LOL Jk no. *Stabs*
*Me and my friends at the beach Guy friend: Hey how come your not swimming? Best friend: I just don't want to.... Guy friend: Come on, don't be a baby!!! Best friend: It's not that I can't swim, it's just that I can't swim RIGHT NOW. Or anytime this week.... Guy friend: *Awkwardly walks away*
Normal people Guy:You're fat. Girl: *to herself* I'm going to start dieting! :D That'll show him! Me Guy: You're fat Me: F.UCK YOU B.ITCH *Pulls cookie out of bra and eats it all in one bite*
Bree :)* posted a quote
March 23, 2012 10:11pm UTC
Me: OMG I'm so ugly :( Everyone: Dude stfu. Attention wh*re. Me: Ok well I guess I do look kinda pretty today :) Everyone: Dude stfu. Concieted b*tch. Me: -_-
Bree :)* posted a quote
February 1, 2012 12:23am UTC
I hate it when my friends say things like: "You like him?!?!? Ew." Or, "Oh my gosh that's nasty he's so ugly!!!" And I'm just sitting there like, "Yeah, that's why I have a crush on him, and not you."
Bree :)* posted a quote
January 16, 2012 9:25pm UTC
Little Nicole is only 10 years old She's steady trying to figure why the world is so cold Why she's not pretty and nobody seems to like her Alchoholic step-dad always wanna strike her Yells and abuses, leaves her with some bruises Teachers ask questions she making up excuses Bleeding on the inside, crying on the out It's only one girl really knows what she about Her name is little Stacey and they become friends Promise that they always be tight 'til the end Until one day little Stacey gets shot A drive by bullet went stray up on her block Now Nicole stuck up in the world on her own Forced to think that hell is a place called home Nothing else to do but get her clothes and pack She says she's 'bout to runaway and never come back Runaway Love Ludacris and Mary J. Blige
Bree :)* posted a quote
December 31, 2011 12:41am UTC
Everyday, it's him that makes me get up in the morning, I don't even care that I know we will never be together, just being around him brightens my day <3
Bree :)* posted a quote
November 4, 2011 8:45pm UTC
Step one: Walk up to a random person. Step two: Slowly put your arms around there neck from the side. Step three: Do the same thing with your legs and just hang on them. You are now slothing. You're welcome.