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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    My freshman year science teacher added
    me on Facebook. It's finlly offical, I'm out of high school and an adult.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    everyone's always excited to get thier license.
    and then there's me who has been driving for three years and had my license for two years and i'm like noOOOooOoOo take it away so i don't have to drive anyone around anymore

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    You know what I hate about books and movies?
    They make it seem like there's always going to be a happy ending.
    But in real life, happy endings don't always exist.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    i can guarantee you that the only part of
    college i will enjoy is walking out of my dorm and seeing hot guys also come out of their dorm just in their boxers, about to take a shower, or just getting out of the shower.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    because i'm nothing special
    not beautiful
    not talented
    not funny
    not smart
    i'm just an average girl
    destined for an average life
    for meaningless experiences
    and dismal opportunities
    and big dream
    and unimportant death
    and that scares me
    a lot

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    i can't
    believe some boys have the nerve to be hot around me
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  7. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    *Someone takes off their glasses*
    Everyone within a 5 mile radius: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!

  8. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 10:07am UTC
    There once was a young girl with blue eyes
    Who wore her soft blond hair
    In braided pigtails.
    At the age of seven,
    She watched her older sister
    Stand in front of the mirror with a disgusted face..
    Neither of them ate breakfast that morning.
    At the age of nine,
    She watched her older brother
    Make fun of a girl with glasses for reading on the bus..
    She went home and hid her glasses and all her books in the attic.
    At the age of twelve,
    She watched the older girls at school
    With straight hair and short skirts
    Put makeup on in the bathroom
    And discuss how boys would only like you
    If you looked perfect, like them..
    The next day she arrived with red lips, short shorts and no braided pigtails.
    At the age fourteen,
    She watched her father hit her mother.
    Her mother cried when she saw her standing in the doorway
    And told her Daddy didn't mean it..
    The next year, she told herself that her boyfriend didn't mean it either.
    At the age of nearly 15,
    She was paper thin and empty
    With straight blond hair, red lips, purple flesh and lifeless blue eyes.
    While staring at her reflection in the bathroom mirror
    She thought to herself,
    "At least I'm normal."

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    let's be friends with benefits.
    the benefits? you get to be friends with me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    Apperently Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. I heard it went O K

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. ForsakenTwilight ForsakenTwilight
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Anyone else really obssessed with notebooks?
    Even if I already have piles of empty ones, I still want more.

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    hush little white girl
    don't you cry
    daddy's gonna buy you
    an iphone 5
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. silverluver silverluver
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 11:57am UTC
    Survey for a project, please
    participate :)
    Fave if you have been bullied
    during the grades 6th-12th
    Comment if you have not

  16. ayshau123 ayshau123
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    Today is my 15th Birthday
    Shall I tell you what would make me the most happiest
    A comment or fave. I don’t get that many.
    L


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    GUYS. GUESS WHO
    HAS A BOYFRIEND?!
    If you guessed me, then you guessed wrong.

  19. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    who doesn't like
    scented markers?
    ------------------

  20. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    A man walks into a bar.
    Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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