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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 2:39am UTC
    i know how to do a lot of things.
    i know how to make paper dolls that stand in neat lines with their hands locked together.
    i know how to bandage up a duckling's broken leg at just the right angle so the bone sets and the pain stops and it can learn to walk again on the palm of my hand
    i know how to bake brownies that taste like heaven and smell even better than that
    i know how to sit on the end of a bed and watch my father shake and bleed as his lungs give up on him and his heart gives out and his hands turn blue
    i know how to sit in the bath and scrub myself raw because i am seven years old and i am very scared of waking up tomorrow and i am dirty from her hands on me
    i know how to write good stories
    i know how to sing babies to sleep no matter how hard they're crying
    i know how to crawl under a table or a desk or a doorway in earthquakes and i know how to pick the broken glass out of my hair afterwards
    i know how to calculate the interior and exterior angles of a regular polygon
    i know how to play the piano
    i know how to cry into his pillow and sink into his sheets and wish that he was just a little lighter on top of me
    i know how to draw the other eye
    i know how to do a lot of things
    and they are important things
    (even the bad ones).
    i know how to do a lot of things
    but no matter how hard i try
    the one thing i've never managed to do
    is kill me
    (i can never quite figure out
    if that's a good thing or not.).

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:44am UTC
    i think i've finally found someone as socially awkward as i am
    me: brb i need to have a shower
    him: okay have fun
    him: wait
    him: no that made me sound so creepy i'm sorry
    him: i just meant enjoy yoursel- jesus christ.
    him: omg i'm rambling and creepy i'm so sorry i'll just light myself on fire or somethingi


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Bambi10 Bambi10
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 5:55am UTC
    is it just me
    or does anyone else feel like they're a completely different person then a few years ago.

  5. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 5:57am UTC
    We come to love, not by finding the perfect person,
    But by looking at an imperfect person perfectly.

  6. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC
    "If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Today I learned that
    if you murder someone on an unregisterd boat in international waters, then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to one legal system. Then you can't be prosecuted for their murder.

  8. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 8:39am UTC
    Too glam to give a damn.

  9. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 1:10am UTC
    Am I the only one extremely grateful for the random format button?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 3:37pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW..
    Pengiuns propose.
    When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble and when he finally finds it, he waddles over to his chosen one and places the pebble right in front of her feet. If she picks the pebble, it means she accept the proposal.
    🐧

  13. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    The saddest part,
    Is by the time you realize we're meant for each other,
    ~~~
    I'll be gone

  14. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 4:08pm UTC

    I want all of you,
    forever, you and me, everyday
    - The notebook

  15. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    Just another night, Another dream wasted on you.

  16. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    If you had a chance to
    kill yourself? no pain or blood
    involved and your family
    wouldn't get hurt because
    of what you did..
    WOULD YOU TAKE IT?

  17. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    do you ever make a huge scene with your mum and march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can't leave because you just proved a point or something i dunno

  18. heyitsjo heyitsjo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Im going to take it as a compliment that you wanted to be "friends" but seriously f.uck you.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:54am UTC
    Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself.

  20. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    Hell yeah I'm a di.ck girl,
    addicted to you.

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