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grownsimba · 8 years ago
I never said she stole my money.
i NEVER said she stole my money.
i never SAID she stole my money.
i never said SHE stole my money.
i never said she STOLE my money.
i never said she stole MY money.
i never said she stole my MONEY.
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Delicate* · 8 years ago
Sometimes I feel like us Wittians who've been on here for a while are the internet equivalent of those crusty old men sitting on our porches with our canes going "Back in my day!..."
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desperado* · 9 years ago
I remember getting like 1,000 favorites on my old account and crying I was so happy. Man, I miss the old days.
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Infinity on high* · 9 years ago
Hopefully this time we really wasn't diced up by his father and stuck in the walls xD
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.joyriding.* · 9 years ago
I have small boobs and I can't wtf
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Amenah · 9 years ago
i've come to the conclusion that i will never know how to respond to this.
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~Music is my addiction~* · 9 years ago
XD its tru tho =P
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Fudding* · 1 decade ago
this is actually against the rules of the contest, it not being origional
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CarKeys5 · 1 decade ago
I don't get it
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
but I can sleep on my stomach, quite comfortably might I add, and I have big boobs.
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absent * · 1 decade ago
I had to read that like three times to get it. v_v xD
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† * · 1 decade ago
that sounds like something lil wayne would say
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brittanyfaithw · 1 decade ago
i dont think that ANYONE is ugly except them alien eyed people.
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spottedleaf · 1 decade ago
Ew wait I don't see a camera!
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ARoomThatIsAHouse · 1 decade ago
That is highly unlikely. If you are pointing out the fact that you are ugly just randomly, you're most probably looking for attention. If you actually thought that you where ugly, you wouldn't want to bring attention to it.
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crookedyoung · 1 decade ago
I am usually that one kid
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TrustMeImLying · 1 decade ago
did someone literally go through all of the comments on this account and thumbs-down them all
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willersmit* · 1 decade ago
I thought I was weird for thinking that... ;P

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breezy_mac · 1 decade ago
I thought it was just me!
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marriana420 · 1 decade ago
Really u guys thought u were the only ones? havent u seen the movie cars?
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