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  1. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 8:22am UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when you wake up with the one sock on.

  2. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    I hate it when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror -.-

  3. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    Some people are so poor,
    all they have is money ;/

  4. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:26pm UTC
    Excuse me...please empty your pockets...
    i think you stole my heart ;/

  5. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    stop asking me to find your X, she's not coming back.

  6. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    Before talking,
    please connect the tongue to the brain..

  7. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    My life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons,
    NOT your business.

  8. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 5:54am UTC
    One day,
    I'm gonna make onions cry..

  9. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 9:15am UTC
    Don't lose hope.
    When the sun goes down, the stars come out..

  10. BongDaCityRee BongDaCityRee
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Never look back,
    unless there's an attractive stranger behind you xD

  11. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    It's sad how the only time we want to live
    >> is when we're told that we're dying.

  12. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:23am UTC
    *Going through exercises with the teacher*
    Student: Miss, are we on 'm'?
    Teacher: No, we're on 'n'.
    Student: Oh...
    Teacher: No, that's the next one.

  13. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    Person: God, I hate being single.
    Me: God, I hate hearing you complain about being dependant on someone else you don't even know.

  14. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    I hate those really cocky and arrogant people,
    who think they're amazing. No, sit the fùck down, you ain't even cute.

  15. lovecrazy lovecrazy
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    June 28, 2013 7:50pm UTC
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  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    I don't care if it's 4am.
    It's not tomorrow until I wake up.

  17. Loves_First_Kiss Loves_First_Kiss
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:34am UTC
    Have you ever had to keep a seacret to the point that even saying on witty "I have a seacret" is giving it away too much!!

  18. Loves_First_Kiss Loves_First_Kiss
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    May 30, 2013 4:37am UTC
    If each day is a gift, Id like to know where to return mondays!!

  19. Loves_First_Kiss Loves_First_Kiss
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    June 1, 2013 1:35am UTC
    My little sister is going through this faze where if I touch her she will either lick or bite the spot where I touched her ..... I touched her elbow... (hahaha)

  20. Loves_First_Kiss Loves_First_Kiss
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    June 1, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    // Let's make someone smile //
    Wittians!
    You only care about getting the old Witty back and only fave top quotes but what you don't know is there are MANY people who have been on Witty for years and have experienced much more than you. They do come on Witty but no one knows that they exist and that probably does make them disheartened. You wouldn't like being near to invisible, will you? So why not get a smile on their faces by following and faveing their quotes?
    I have an idea, we will all, today, find, follow and fave old Wittians.
    If you wanna be a part of this plan, write your name below and soread the news!!
    Fruit99Punch
    Loves_First_Kiss
    [write your name below mine]
    Re-post this quote but please leave me (Fruit99Punch) the credits for this idea!
    Thanks and ket's make someone smile!!

:)

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