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BobMarleyFan

1. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC
   I'm not heartless, I've just been forced to use my Heart Less!
   
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2. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 2:45pm UTC
   That awesome moment when someone is lying and you know the truth!
   
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3. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 9:36am UTC
   Did You Know..?
   It is impossible to say "eye" "laws" "dug" "aim", in a sequence.
   (you may now laugh at your stupidity)
   
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4. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 5:38am UTC
   Roses are Red
   Violets are Blue
   He is for Me
   Not for You
   If by Chance
   You take my Place
   I'll take My Fist
   And Smash Your Face
   
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5. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 12:55pm UTC
   Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "your next"
   So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals...
   
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6. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 5:14pm UTC
   Zach and Cody Quotes..
   Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez A theif..
   Zach: Yeh, coz no ones got the time..
   
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7. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   Some people just need a high five..
   In the face..
   With a chair...
   
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8. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC
   Yeh, you have enemys, good that means you stood up for something sometime - Eminem
   
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9. BobMarleyFan
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   Hey, I just met you,
   And I am crazy,
   But I have your number,
   So I'll call you daily...
   
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10. BobMarleyFan
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Friend - Just Got A MacDonalds <3
    Me - Yay, lets celebrate that with a magic trick! :D Pick a number!
    Friend - 7
    Me - Square it
    Friend - 49
    Me - Divide it by your original number
    Friend - 7
    Me - Take away the original number
    Friend - 0
    Me - Congratulations, u've reached the amount I care about this status!!
    
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11. BobMarleyFan
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Dear Math
    I have anough Problems, without having to solve urs
    
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12. BobMarleyFan
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 11:57am UTC
    Add this to ur favourites if you love someone
    
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13. BobMarleyFan
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 10:13am UTC
    I felt like burning some calories yesterday, so i set fire to a fat kid!!
    
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