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fangirling_freak
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January 5, 2015 8:07pm UTC

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grlsmmy*
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October 27, 2014 7:12pm UTC

Does anyone else have those horrible days
where all you want to do is lay in bed
and listen to sad music and just cry?
Because same.

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Caitlyn*
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October 27, 2014 10:48pm UTC

I lay here wondering how many other girls have fallen for these same lines.

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*blushes*
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October 27, 2014 3:20pm UTC

"it's weird to me how no one can ever feel something or see something the same way you do, we really are all alone in our mind, my happy isn't your happy and my sad isn't your sad and that tree doesn't look the same to you as it does to me. technically, no one can ever truly understand how you feel or your perception of something."
- bejal

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Hale_Storm18
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October 27, 2014 4:10pm UTC

Rose gardens filled with thorns keep you second guessing like, "Oh my god, who is she?" I get drunk on jealousy but you'll come back each time you leave 'cause, darling, i'm a nightmare dressed like a day dream

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thislullaby
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October 27, 2014 2:09pm UTC

when you said your last goodbye
I died a little bit inside.
I lay in tears in my bed all night
alone without you by my side. ♡

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shani3ce
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October 28, 2014 1:57pm UTC

Anyone else Seriously miss how Witty used to be...?

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happiest*
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January 10, 2014 1:13pm UTC

You know whats f-cking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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Cammie
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October 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC

in homeroom one day some girl left her unopened pad on the floor
and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
"why is there a diaper on the floor?"
my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:42pm UTC

My youngest sister got a detention and a letter sent home
because a boy told her "girls don't fart" so she sat on him and farted.
I'm actually dying right now.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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November 29, 2013 12:20am UTC

I was thinking to myself like "man the brain is pretty amazing"
and then I realized it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky a.sshole.

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lithium*
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October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

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happiest*
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November 21, 2013 2:51pm UTC

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

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happiest*
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November 8, 2013 2:11pm UTC

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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Steve
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December 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
— Swedish Proverb

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Hale_Storm18
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November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay.
Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

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happiest*
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November 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG

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happiest*
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December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Girls on their period period
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

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Hale_Storm18
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November 4, 2013 9:03pm UTC

"i can see your bra"
*series of natural disasters*
*the city gets set on fire*
*democracy is abolished*
*the country dissolves into a violent anarchy*
*family sells me for three goat*
No one must know a teenage girl wears a bra.

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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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